Yo momma Jokes

Yo Momma's so fat, she uses the microwave as an alarm clock.

Yo Momma's so old, she baptised Jesus
 
yo mamma's so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste...
 
yo mamma's so fat she needs a map to find her butt
 
Yo Momma's so fat, she went on Oprah to find her long-lost feet.
 
Yo momma is so annoying that people call her Annoyingdevil.
 
I think what comes up when you scroll over AnnoyingDevil's reps compared to what comes up when you scroll over others' is pretty funny :)

Is he working for the Mods? And then they'll come out and say: "See, this is a bad member. See how annyoing that was? Don't try to copy him!". Although they would have to do a lot worse...
 
I think what comes up when you scroll over AnnoyingDevil's reps compared to what comes up when you scroll over others' is pretty funny :)

Is he working for the Mods? And then they'll come out and say: "See, this is a bad member. See how annyoing that was? Don't try to copy him!". Although they would have to do a lot worse...

Lol!! that is pretty funny
anyway

God thought the world was beautiful until he saw ur mom
 
I tried to take a picture of your Mum and the camera broke.

I didn't know you get more than 3 neg rep bars! :p
 
This isn't mine but it's funny :)

Yo Momma's so dirty, she has to sneak up on bath water
 

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