You know what really grinds my gears

[SciD]

Its dry tooth paste.

 

[Deleted member 9102]

Edit: Chris Gayle

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

LOL typical unqualified Indian hairdresser.

Lol.........But dont you get your haircut done by putting a bowl over your head then just shaving around it?

 

[.Mob]

Girls who wear fake tan and excessive make up. :boxing

 

[Kev]

They don't grind my gears as much as blokes who wear fake tan and excessive make-up

 

[Animator!]

Girls with a bit of fake tan aren't a bad thing. Bronzy if you get me. So long as they don't orange themselves up.

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Anything ''fake'' is gear grinding

 

[Kev]

What really grinds my gears tonight?

When you are in an ok-ish restaurant and you order steak. The waitress asks you "How would you like it done"? To which you reply "Medium-Rare" knowing that its going to come out nearer to burned to death. Low and behold out it comes, not a drop of blood on the plate. Why did she bother to ask? She knows were aren't in a decent restaurant, I know I'm not in a decent restaurant. Why keep up the pretence? Just tell me "Look the chef's a 19yo on work experience, he couldn't cook steak to save his life, I'd order something else if I were you". I'd be much happier.

 

[Deleted member 9102]

Edit: Chris Gayle

 

[Cricketdude]

Lol.........But dont you get your haircut done by putting a bowl over your head then just shaving around it?

Nice suggestion but you can keep your ways i dont want to steal it.

 

[lancashire666]

They don't grind my gears as much as blokes who wear fake tan and excessive make-up

not talking about evofan there are we

 

[Cricketdude]

not talking about evofan there are we

Actually he was talking about you.

 

[Will_NA]

What really grinds my gears tonight?

When you are in an ok-ish restaurant and you order steak. The waitress asks you "How would you like it done"? To which you reply "Medium-Rare" knowing that its going to come out nearer to burned to death. Low and behold out it comes, not a drop of blood on the plate. Why did she bother to ask? She knows were aren't in a decent restaurant, I know I'm not in a decent restaurant. Why keep up the pretence? Just tell me "Look the chef's a 19yo on work experience, he couldn't cook steak to save his life, I'd order something else if I were you". I'd be much happier.

This may just be my singular experience of restaurants but when I order steak, the animal is already dead.

 

[lancashire666]

Actually he was talking about you.

well that goes without saying, but then again i borrow all my fake tan and make up off you

 

[Punk_Sk8r]

Nice suggestion but you can keep your ways i dont want to steal it.

No no, I know you havnt been to high school or anything so you have difficulties reading, but I wasnt suggesting anything to you I was trying to reassure myself that that is the method you get your haircut...