YOU KNOW YOU
ARE
LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your
password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire
with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person
who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not
staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the
bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
is
now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before
getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head
sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to
whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too
busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You
actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
ARE
LIVING IN 2006 when...
1. You accidentally enter your
password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire
with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone
numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person
who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not
staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail
addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your
cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the
bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell
phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life,
is
now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before
getting your coffee.
11. You start tilting your head
sideways to smile. : )
12. You're reading this and
nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to
whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too
busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You
actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
