Bitters use day off to advantage

rickyp

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Bitters use day off to advantage

After a 3 day win for the bitters, one would think a well deserved rest was in order but captain/coach/manager/team legend rickyp had other ideas. rickyp earlier today said, "We had a word to our sponsor Melbourne Bitter and they said that they would be glad to help us out reaching our goal, each player downing a slab within 2 hours. It seemed like a good idea, and all the players except one, who shall remain nameless, agreed." Despite physio Chris Parker's (hehe) strong recommendations to do 2 slabs in the alloted time, rickyp controversially said yes then kept the extra 11 slabs to himself. Parker hasnt regained his voice since.

In other bitters news, the mcg has been demoted as the prime venue for home games. rickyp said moments earlier, "you just cant go past the chappeli for atmosphere. I also cant complain about the brilliantly green looking pitch, it makes easy work for the bowlers especially myself." Melbourne will play the remainder of this years home games at the Chappel Oval after finding out over the recent first class match that it is more than world class quality.

R.Swipe
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duffarama

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R.Swipe said:
captain/coach/manager/team legend rickyp
It looks like R.Swipe has been doing some insider business with rickyp. ;)
R.Swipe said:
Despite physio Chris Parker's
Isn't there a bit of a contradiciton here. Chris Parker is overweight! :D
R.Swipe said:
brilliantly green looking pitch
LOL, it is almost hard to tell where the pitch is. It sorta blends in with the green grass doesn't it lol.

Good work there by R.Swipe who is almost always giving us premium news.
 

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