a physiological question

[Madsalty]

I find the best method is to induce suicide by subjecting the person to non-stop Spice Girls music.

Lightweight not as effective as putting the crazy frog album on loop

 

[barmyarmy]

Lightweight not as effective as putting the crazy frog album on loop

There's a whole album?

 

[blackleopard92]

and I have one song on my system...

no, I ain't thinking of suciding yet. :

 

[F4rrukh]

There's a whole album?

yup the whole albumb is out . go get it

 

[M.Di Venuto]

let me guess... its all the same song but maybe played at 12 different speeds? or with 12 different drum beats?

 

[Sureshot]

Involving third parties is always a bad idea. You've got to think of the trail. Besides most justice systems work so that the waiter can get a reduced sentence for shopping you in.
I find the best method is to induce suicide by subjecting the person to non-stop Spice Girls music.

Spiceicide :cool:

 

[ste_mc_efc]

cutting the breaks isnt a good idea, wont they check the car for faults? and if she drives during daylight, say on a motorway there will be people see her panicking


by a pet snake, cut her up and feed her to the snake, if you dont want to get messy just buy a huge python, get her to handle mice so the scent of the mice is on her, the python will squeze her to death, and if its big will eat her

 

[F4rrukh]

damnnn stee, i was gonna vomit after reading that . That would be pretty nasty especially the python one

 

[blackleopard92]

cutting the breaks isnt a good idea, wont they check the car for faults? and if she drives during daylight, say on a motorway there will be people see her panicking


by a pet snake, cut her up and feed her to the snake, if you dont want to get messy just buy a huge python, get her to handle mice so the scent of the mice is on her, the python will squeze her to death, and if its big will eat her

and who is going to erase trails of a python imported into states?they are protected species, and need certificates and clearence before they are allowed.

 

[F4rrukh]

Well obviously! i think this snake one is a bad idea aswell.. , leo will you change the threads title?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

and who is going to erase trails of a python imported into states?they are protected species, and need certificates and clearence before they are allowed.

if you drug her then do it, no one will no she has been eaten by the python, just think she has disappeared



trust me it works

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I prefer the good ol 'fall of a steep ledge' No witness most of the time, and, if she survives, just make sure she dies of her wounds. By 'natural' causes, of course. And like I said, witnesses are scarce...

 

[sohum]

Prove her ties to a terrorist gang and arrange an "encounter" with the Indian police.

 

[Madsalty]

whats wrong with killing her by stabing her with an icicle (no fingerprints and murder weapon handily dissapears)

 

[blackleopard92]

has anyone heared of russian ice killing?
in it, ice is stuffed into the throat of unconsious victim.the victim dies of suffocation, and ice melts in about 1hr.
no trace, a natural death...