Simon Barrow, an extraordinarily valuable member of the PlanetCricket community and the Milky Way, wishes to advise that he is continuing his overwhelmingly successful story in a hyperiously fluttering wave of ambition and determination.
After much speculation and jam flared biscuits, Simon has risen up from the depths of the chartered unknown. He has sincerely bounced back with an enticing eruption of sticky lava and a coercive avalanche of fecal defecation for all of us to enjoy. Henceforth, we expect an explosion of power and might from this wondrous continuation of his story. We expect the greatest.
It is with immense and immeasurable pleasure that I reopen this story for the entire world to see. It is truly a work of fine precision. It is a story of a young spinner.
Without a doubt, this story will continue in the fashion presented before you, and that this man Simon Barrow may receive the paramount applause he deeply and richly deserves.
Amen.