AMA As Baldrick Has No Cunning Plan...

So which teams do you support in every sport you follow or like?

Football: Newport County (Closest team to me), also have a following of Man Utd...mainly because all my family are Liverpool supporters and back in 1990 when I really got into football I had to rebel and be different haha. I do keep an eye on how the Welsh clubs are doing in the pyramid system too. Wales are of course my country of choice.

Cricket: Glamorgan and England as we're the silent W ;)

Rugby: Just Wales as i'm not really fond of club rugby, despite being Welsh it's just never really been my thing.

That's about it for team sports. I do enjoy a bit of a darts and golf, but they're more individual sports. Barney is my darts player as he was just something different again back in the early 90's, and golf, I don't really have a favourite, I just don't mind watching it.
 
You ask I give...

What would you grab if your house was on fire

What was your favorite childhood toy

What was your worst job

What does your name mean

How do you spend your free time, and where do you like to go

What role models do you respect the most

Where were you born

What’s one thing on your bucket list

Are you a troublemaker

Who is your best friend and what do you love about him/her

What’s one place you really want to travel to

What makes you really irritated? Especially something other people do that irritates you!

If you were a woman for a day, what would be the first thing you do

What’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person

What’s one thing you’d love to learn more about

Where is one place you feel most like yourself

What is something you’ve never done that you’ve always wanted to do

Where is your favorite place to escape to

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be

What is your biggest fear

When you were younger what did you think you were going to be when you grew up

What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done

Do you easily accept compliments? Or do you hate compliments

How seriously do you take horoscopes

Do you have any regrets? What’s your biggest one

What books on your shelf are begging to be read.

What do you do if you can’t sleep at night? Do you count sheep? Toss and Turn? Try to get up and do something productive.

When making an entrance in to a party, do you make your presence known? Do you slip in and look for someone you know? Do you sneak in quietly and find a safe spot to roost.

What is the strangest thing you believed as a child.

What’s the ultimate role play for you.

What is one guilty pleasure you enjoy too much to give up.

What was the most recent compliment you’ve received and savoured.

What do you think about more than anything else.

What celebrity do you think would be the best in bed.

What’s something that amazes you.

What position do you sleep in.

Hickies: major yes or no way

Where is the strangest place you’ve ever had sex.

What’s your all-time favourite town or city.

If you could eliminate one weakness or limitation in your life, what would it be.

If you could restore one broken relationship, which would it be.

If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to.

What do you consider unforgivable.

Are you going to ask sweet (little) Caroline more questions.

Y fronts or boxers.

Do you take a teddy bear to bed with you.

How many girlfriends have you had.

Do you kiss on a first date.

How many times do you shower a week.

bad habits.

Do you like women in bikinis or onepeice swimsuit.

Do you sing when cooking.

Do you swear when driving.

Are you accident prone.

What are your knicknames

How many pints can you drink

Flowers or chocolates.

Ikea or traditional furniture.

How long do you take on the lavatory.

Favourite food.

You see me in a public place how do you open conversation (yes that is me in the pic the only female here and famous for my looks and humour).

Do you sleep naked or with PJ's.

Wet shave or electric.

How many girls have you kissed

Favourite colour.

Have you ever gone commando.

Early riser of sleep in.
 
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Have you ever watched Gavin and Stacey... ?

Sadly yes, though it did give us James Corden in a bigger light so it's a win really

What made you join the forums?

I picked up DBC 17 and was looking for some help with regards to my shocking batting performances...instead of being a lurker I signed up.

You ask I give...

What would you grab if your house was on fire - The Kids

What was your favorite childhood toy - My TMNT skateboard

What was your worst job - Call centre. Absolutely hated it. I don't have an issue speaking to people on the phone, I just hated the environment.

What does your name mean - Nickname. Got given it by my workmate as I have random ideas and plans that are outside the box.

How do you spend your free time, and where do you like to go - Spend time with the family and treating the wife to meals out...when we get a babysitter of course haha.

What role models do you respect the most - My dad. Worked hard to earn everything he has and deals with some crap from family with a smile on his face.

Where were you born - Local County Hospital...I was a 10/10 baby so nobody can forget that right?

What’s one thing on your bucket list - To see cricket at Lords

Are you a troublemaker - Not intentionally. My mouth gets me into trouble a fair bit though as I am a straight talker.

Who is your best friend and what do you love about him/her - My wife....she loves me for me, made me a father and keeps me entertained on a daily basis.

What’s one place you really want to travel to - America, just to sample the utter craziness.

What makes you really irritated? Especially something other people do that irritates you! - Liars and inequality.

If you were a woman for a day, what would be the first thing you do - See what's in the womens toilets that makes them be in them for so long.

What’s one thing that’s happened to you that has made you a stronger person - Suffering with Mental Health issues, and having a child with MH issues...shows how shocking the system is in the UK.

What’s one thing you’d love to learn more about - The American West

Where is one place you feel most like yourself - Home

What is something you’ve never done that you’ve always wanted to do - Go to Ireland.

Where is your favorite place to escape to - The Canal. I live a 5 minute walk from there, it's pretty peaceful.

If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be - I get frustrated easily, so curbing that would be good.

What is your biggest fear - Falling from a great height.

When you were younger what did you think you were going to be when you grew up - I wanted to be a Computer Programmer...gave up on that idea as the work got annoyingly repetitive.

What is the craziest thing you’ve ever done - Got married on a budget.

Do you easily accept compliments? Or do you hate compliments - I can accept them but I hate them on the whole.

How seriously do you take horoscopes - I don't.

Do you have any regrets? What’s your biggest one - I have a few. One is not going to University at 18 when I had the chance, chose to work full time instead, that's probably my biggest one.

What books on your shelf are begging to be read. - I catching up on Trials of Apollo by Rick Riordan....yes Greek Mythology!

What do you do if you can’t sleep at night? Do you count sheep? Toss and Turn? Try to get up and do something productive. - Stick headphones in and listen to something, it soon sends me back to sleep.

When making an entrance in to a party, do you make your presence known? Do you slip in and look for someone you know? Do you sneak in quietly and find a safe spot to roost. - Find someone I know and go from there.

What is the strangest thing you believed as a child. - An old tree was cursed...if you swore under it, something bad would happen to you.

What’s the ultimate role play for you. - Zero idea.

What is one guilty pleasure you enjoy too much to give up. - Wrestling as it's not really cool to like as a 32 year old...Red Dwarf is another, though that can't be classed as a guilty pleasure as it's iconic.

What was the most recent compliment you’ve received and savoured. - I have a 9 year old with Autism...and being told by specialists we're doing the right thing is pretty nice to hear.

What do you think about more than anything else. - Ways of supporting the above child.

What celebrity do you think would be the best in bed. - No idea, would need to pay attention to them to see how they move or how dirty they look haha...I bet Sofia Vergara is a right devil though.

What’s something that amazes you. - The stupidity of people.

What position do you sleep in. - Laying on my left side.

Hickies: major yes or no way - Hell no.

Where is the strangest place you’ve ever had sex. - I've had a non risky sex life to be honest, on the stairs was a tricky one to accomplish though.

What’s your all-time favourite town or city. - I loved Barcelona, seen the highs and the lows of the place but it was awesome.

If you could eliminate one weakness or limitation in your life, what would it be. - My frustration levels. I do let it show when i'm frustrated, I know I mentioned that above but that's a big bug bare of people.

If you could restore one broken relationship, which would it be. - I don't really have any, I would love my mother to be more understanding and less self absorbing as it would make my life a bit easier.

If you had to change your first name, what would you change it to. - I'm quite happy with my first name...was named after my Uncle haha.

What do you consider unforgivable. - Child abuse.

Are you going to ask sweet (little) Caroline more questions. - I will ask when I get around to reading yours.

Y fronts or boxers. - Boxers

Do you take a teddy bear to bed with you. - Not unless a child ends up in my bed

How many girlfriends have you had. 2...both long term. Been with my wife for errr 8 years in total now. Was with previous one 5 years so not done too badly.

Do you kiss on a first date. - Nope

How many times do you shower a week. - Every other day...unless it's a stupidly hot day...or i've been allowed near the wife!

bad habits. - I twang the wives bra too often!

Do you like women in bikinis or onepeice swimsuit. - They can wear whatever they want, I have zero preference.

Do you sing when cooking. I attempt to..if that counts.

Do you swear when driving. - Depends what twunts are on the road.

Are you accident prone. - Not really, I do have dopey moments but not exactly accident prone.

What are your knicknames - Baldrick, Baz, Bazza, Nelly.

How many pints can you drink - I'm not a big drinker, I tend to stop at 4 or 5.

Flowers or chocolates. - For me or you?

Ikea or traditional furniture. - Both...depending on the need.

How long do you take on the lavatory. - Depends on what's being done.

Favourite food. - Roast Dinner.

You see me in a public place how do you open conversation. - Are hugs allowed? Being Welsh we do a lot of cwtches haha! So yeah cwtch....how you doing?

Do you sleep naked or with PJ's. - Depends on the time of the year.

Wet shave or electric. - Electric....never liked razor blades...guess that's down to my sensitive skin and electric is smoother on my skin.

How many girls have you kissed - Not including family members....2

Favourite colour. - Red

Have you ever gone commando. - Yes

Early riser of sleep in. - Always been an early riser, it's handy with kids.
 
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What you do for a living Ricky? Studying at school still?[DOUBLEPOST=1502649702][/DOUBLEPOST]Jon or Daenerys?
 
Favourite beach in Wales?
Any chance you could spell these phonetically? Niwbwrch, Llandudno, Dolgellau, Mawddach.
 
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What you do for a living Ricky? Studying at school still?[DOUBLEPOST=1502649702][/DOUBLEPOST]Jon or Daenerys?

I work on a youth employability project...getting the local youths into education, employment and training.

Game of Thrones can kiss my white.....

Favourite beach in Wales?
Any chance you could spell these phonetically? Niwbwrch, Llandudno, Dolgellau, Mawddach.

Ogmore has a nice beach.

Niwbwrch - New berk
Llandudno - Lan did no
Dolgellau - Dol Geth Aye
Mawddach - Maw thack
 
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bad habits. - I twang the wives bra too often!

Are you a farmer... Because you'll have a couple of achers!!!
 
Do you agree that Rowan Atkinson should have gained greater popularity for his role in BlackAdder compared to Mr Bean?
 
Can you pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?

I could if I could be arsed. In fairness it's usually just called LlanfairPG

bad habits. - I twang the wives bra too often!

Are you a farmer... Because you'll have a couple of achers!!!

Nah, though I do love a good sheep.

Are hugs allowed?

Oh yeah... Love a good hug!

Excellent we'll get on well. Just watch your hands ok?

Do you agree that Rowan Atkinson should have gained greater popularity for his role in BlackAdder compared to Mr Bean?

Totally agree. None of the Blackadder lot really get the recognition they deserve for the show, especially Fry and Laurie.
 

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