Breaking News: vCash Billionaire Sells Franchise | Hugging Muffins Officially Part of PCPL!

[Fenil]

You people jumping the ship to join the new team is hilarious. You need to realize it will take months before there is a new PCPL season and by that time most of you would have become inactive or may be Biggs himself might stop being active on the site often.

 

[Biggs]

or may be Biggs himself might stop being active on the site.

Y'all should be so lucky.

 

[MattW]

Obviously with Biggs the only confirmed team member, there should simply be 10 clones made to fill out the Hugging Muffins squad. I believe that hasn't been attempted before in a cricket game.

 

[Snowy]

Biggs has stepped up, along with silent partners @SnowyCasanova*

A dramatic re-enactment of me silently stepping up.

 

[Biggs]

That couldn't be any more perfect...

 

[Gaurav_7]

So now we know who the actual baker is!

 

[Biggs]

We're a team full of master bakers.

 

[Abhas]

We're a team full of master bakers.

Say that quickly 10 times.

 

[Biggs]

^This guy gets it

 

[SiriusBlack]

edited

 

[Gaurav_7]

Hahhahaha, Wankhede!

 

[Epic]

Look we can negotiate. Can I have all of those now?

Done.

That was only 1 batch, there's a lot more where that came from.

 

[Biggs]

Monday 7th September, 2015
For Immediate Release
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Like a Phoenix* from the ashes, the groundswell of enthusiasm surrounding the fake-but-almost-real Hugging Muffins Cricket Club™ continues to grow unabated. Overnight, deals have been struck up with legendary PlanetCricket rebel staff member @zimrahil with whom the Hugging Muffins have secured exclusive contract for the 2015 through until 2069 seasons. Sources inside the Hugging Muffins Cricket Club™ camp say while this deal began in earnest 6 days ago, upon the 7th day Zimrahil demanded non-negotiable rights to first dibs on all bakery and a T-Shirt.

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With this huge signing, it brings Hugging Muffins Cricket Club™ ever closer to being almost-real. Co-Founder @Epic was quoted during the press conference as saying "We now have three players of such high caliber, I mean sure, we may need to all bat and bowl at least 4 times each and run reasonably fast around the field, but even with those odds stacked against us we'll do better than the Amigos"

Rumors that none of the signed players have actually been designated roles within the team notwithstanding, we've learned that the line-up will look something like this:

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1. Epic
2. Zimrahil
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11. Biggs

12. MattW (in the HuggyMuff Costume)​

Insane vCash Billionaire Biggs was unavailable for comment, still AWOL with a substantial amount of Dunkin' Donuts money, last seen in Ibiza shouting rounds.

- Reuters

Share your love for Hugging Muffins and Zimrahil with a new T-Shirt. You too can be "In With Zim" via our online store.



Released Press image from the actual contract signing between The Hugging Muffins Billionaire Biggs (pictured with pants-off) and Zimrahil, who for some reason always wears a shirt with his name on it.



Don't forget, you can help shout rounds in Ibza by downloading these Avatars or using the hashtag #BackTheMuffins for reasons.​

*see what I did there?

 

[zimrahil]

Yup was saying No repeatedly to Biggs' advances but my fondness weakness for wearing t-shirts with my name on was too much to overcome

As that well known saying goes:

'You ain't nothin without a muffin'

 

[Biggs]

As that well known saying goes:

[HASHTAG]#Profit[/HASHTAG]