All in all, I'd say welcome to Canada, our true north strong and free, true patriot love in all thy sons command.
Sounds like a hectic holiday if you ask me, orange juice..., is that the new terrorist plot? haha just joking, I know that feeling, me to was questioned before about apple juice, the thought it was some lethal killing substance.
The broken leg, yet again I say welcome to Canada, Canadians are wierd mate. But if there is one thing I stand up for, is that Canada is the undisputed King of Ice Hockey, just to see them play is a treat, Vancouver Canucks to the Toronto Maple Leafs...
Anyway next holiday mate try making it Iraq, subtitle : Dead or alive...