Joke of The Month Contest

[Funknath]

I will start a new contest called Joke of The Month. You have to send jokes via pm to me.First 14 jokes will get entry. Entry will be open till Friday 8:00pm IST. Then there will be voting. Voting will close on Sunday 8:00pm IST.

They will get points.

1st-10 points
2nd-5 points
3rd-2 points

At the end of every month top 3 members(with highest point) will get:-

1st- 15,000 vcash
2nd-10,000 vcash
3rd- 5,000 vcash

 

[KBC]

LOL i thought i was "Job of the week" at first , which is for all those part-time jobbers or whatever..

 

[Leggie]

Eeeeh. Job of the week

You have to mae 'em up or just fin a random joke?

 

[Pranav]

My Entery :

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/showpost.php?p=1239349&postcount=5

 

[manee]

Man walks into a bar...

"Ouch", he said

 

[MacWorld]

have u consulted the mods about the Vcash,

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/...49&postcount=5

plus thats cheating, no one can beat that.

 

[manee]

Great Joke

Cricket 07...

ba-dum-dum-tish

Greater Joke

King Henry VIII walks into a bar

"Ouch", the bar said

 

[MacWorld]

Manee walked into a bar,

He felt nothing or a better answer,
OW the bar said

 

[manee]

Poor!

Even greater joke

Flintoff stumbles into a bar...

Six hours later, Flintoff stumbles out of the bar...

30 minutes later, Flintoff stumbles into a pedalo

45 minutes later, Flintoff starts the pedalo

10 seconds later, Flintoff stumbles into the Ocean

Three hours later, a Mirror reporter reaches orgasm after coming up with 'Fredalo'

 

[King Pietersen]

/Thread.



To continue the bar theme:

The dyslexic walked into a bra.

I'm here all week

 

[McLOVIN]

do you have to WRIGHT the jokes?

and it says via PM, why ppl writing in here?