Limericks

[Satan]

There was a boy called ben
whon accidentally wrote with a hen
he looked at the pen,and said oops i did it again
and sat down and hit the hen with the pen
:crying

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Thats so lame its funny! :rtfl
I'll post a few 'home-made' ones tommorw

 

[RabbleRouser]

There was a man from Hong Kong,
Who liked a little song.
He sat on a bucket,
And Said "Oh, F*ck it"
And now he wears a thong!

Pretty random, but hey, It only took a minute

 

[FreddieFan]

A Limerick's cleverly versed
The second line rhymes with the first
The third line is short
The fourth's the same sort
And the last line is often the worst!

Disclaimer - I did not write this, and can't remember who did. Sorry!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

There once was a skier from Japan
Who owned a dog call Zapan
While preparing for a trip
He had some trouble with his Zip
And Zapan had sausage for lunch!

So bad, it made me groan And I wrote it!

 

[aussie1st]

I took this from a random site

A flea and a fly in a flue
Were caught, so what could they do?
Said the fly, "Let us flee."
"Let us fly," said the flea.
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

[duffarama]

Could someone explain what a limerick is? Is it something to do with lime?

 

[aussie1st]

lime mmmmmm making me thirsty :drink

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Could someone explain what a limerick is? Is it something to do with lime?

Read a few posts above.

A Limerick's cleverly versed
The second line rhymes with the first
The third line is short
The fourth's the same sort
And the last line is often the worst!

 

[tassietiger]

Once there was a man from Sydney,
Who had a little trouble controlling his kidney,
One day, he couldn't find the loo,
But he worked out what he should do,
He pissed in his pocket now didn't he?

 

[Cowburn199]

There once was a skier from Japan
Who owned a dog call Zapan
While preparing for a trip
He had some trouble with his Zip
And Zapan had sausage for lunch!

So bad, it made me groan And I wrote it!

Haha that is hilarious !

 

[StormySteve]

There was a man from Cape Horn
Who wish he'd never been born
He might'nt have been
If his father had seen
The tip of his Johnny was torn

Steve S

 

[Satan]

There was once a girl called Celena
Who always laughed like a hyena
Her laugh was so bad
that her friends almost gacked
so now she is sad ,bad and turns out she is mad

 

[themuel1]

There was a young lady from Ealing,
Who had a perculier feeling,
She lay on her back
and opened her crack
and p***ed all over the ceiling

 

[StormySteve]

Mary has a little lamb,
she called it little Ralph,
and now it's burning in a field,
because of foot and mouth.

Steve S.