PlanetCricket Limericks

[pcfan123]

haha brilliant

Mark added 0 Minutes and 20 Seconds later...

damn given out too much rep, will do tomorrow

 

[Chewie]

You'll have to stop giving thanks on your story to give rep to him

 

[pcfan123]

Yea I just realized that counts as part of the daily allotment

That is so stupid, my rep power is 144, why would I use it up for a a few 1 point thank yous :laugh

I won't be thanking posts anymore unless they have some meaningful feedback, which I suppose is what the system is in place for.

 

[RPHKR]

There in the London, the cats few,
They Shout loudly called,mew mew;
Their Sounds make people mad,
And the people in London were very sad.

 

[RPHKR]

There once was a bloke called Mark,
He thought he was a bright spark,
But then one day his lady did say,
Oh dear Mark I'm actually gay,
And poor old Mark felt left in the dark.

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Sorry to break your secret Mark

Isn't this is the truth Mark?

 

[RPHKR]

There in the London, the cats few,
They Shout loudly called,mew mew;
Their Sounds make people mad,
And the people in London were very sad.

It is originally posted by me. Iam sorry this is a poem, not a limerick

RPHKR added 0 Minutes and 43 Seconds later...

Iam sorry mark

RPHKR added 18 Minutes and 16 Seconds later...

There is a man fat and round
Definitely not mentally sound
talks and forgets what he said
its about time, he be dead
his corps may never be found

has ruined the sport we love
may i find a thing to shove
up his old freaking BUTT
so it may forever be shut
And there it is, my my limerick above

Who is the man fat and round?:laugh

 

[sami ullah khan]

^ I have a left a clue in caps

 

[MaD]

There was a guy called Dod,
Who loved to play heaps of CoD
I introduced him to Medal of Honor,
And he got a little boner,
Now he acts rather odd

 

[RPHKR]

There is a member called Highlander
He will talk to others very bolder
His mouth smells very Bad
This makes other member nose very sad
There in the world, Many people born
But Highlander is the Real D-O-N (:laugh:doh)

 

[Varun]

You don't even know him.

 

[P Squared]

(:laugh:doh)

Mixture of emotions aye?

 

[ZoraxDoom]

That limerick was crap. I don't think you know what a limerick means. Plus you are not funny. Using all those smilies doesn't make any sense.

 

[Highlander999]

This is why I barely post now Was he dropped on his bead as a baby? Definetly

 

[shravi]

This is why I barely post now Was he dropped on his bead as a baby? Definetly

Did you go English class? Definitely not . Just kidding

 

[Highlander999]

Wish I could say that was a typo.....:o