PlanetCricket Limericks

[sachin_rocks]

Get a life

i wasn't serious

 

[P Squared]

Do lad and glad rhyme?
Do national and international rhyme?

Show me the rulebook.

 

[MaD]

lad and glad do rhyme you douche
I wasn't going against you

 

[mattfb]

Fair enough MaD, but temper and distemper has to be one of the most fail rhymes. It's common sense.

 

[pcfan123]

on PC one time
the Indians tried to make rhymes
Blake said they were the best
Inspiring, even putting Shakespeare to the test
But the sarcasm was lost to their minds

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lame I know

 

[Highlander999]

There once was a bloke called Mark,
He thought he was a bright spark,
But then one day his lady did say,
Oh dear Mark I'm actually gay,
And poor old Mark felt left in the dark.

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Sorry to break your secret Mark

 

[pcfan123]

its cool, Im glad its finally out there

 

[Varun]

There once was a boy named Mad,
who was, one of the finest young lads,
Once he said, 'I am leaving PC'
And all those fond of him, felt rather uneasy
But now, seeing him posting they say the statement was a fad.

Another poor one from me.

 

[Highlander999]

There is this guy called Tom,
He thinks he is a total sex bomb,
Then one day he looked in a mirror,
And saw his hair going slightly ginger,
Now he just writes these crap songs

 

[Cricketdude]

There was once a member called Tom
Who spoke like a Pom,
He has a story on cricket 2005,
Its like a career of a single player that makes the game look alive,
I stopped reading when he had a break
Now I need to catch up on it for heavens sake

 

[RPHKR]

There is a member called tom
Who is tom?:doh

 

[sami ullah khan]

There is a man fat and round
Definitely not mentally sound
talks and forgets what he said
its about time, he be dead
his corps may never be found

has ruined the sport we love
may i find a thing to shove
up his old freaking BUTT
so it may forever be shut
And there it is, my limerick above

 

[sachin_rocks]

There is a member called tom
Who is tom?:doh

Highlander999 Aka : Tom

 

[ZoraxDoom]

There is a man fat and round
Definitely not mentally sound
talks and forgets what he said
its about time, he be dead

has ruined the sport we love
may i find a thing to shove
up his old freaking BUTT
so it may forever be shut

Those aren't limericks, but alright poems.

 

[sami ullah khan]

Those aren't limericks, but alright poems.

I think I have corrected it now zorax