PlanetCricket Limericks

[puddleduck]

I was pretty happy with it if I'm honest

About the only one that is actually a limmerick in the traditional sense of an A, A, B, B, A rhyming scheme and flow of syllables

 

[spooony]

There was a bowler from Lahore
Who made many a toe sore
His captain was singing
When Wasim got it swinging
Batsman struggle to score

 

[spooony]

Hey Siddle, Siddle.
Your cap is a riddle.
Has your bowling had a prune?
Bowling is a craft, for such a sport,
Get some wickets next afternoon

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There once was a bowler called Steyn
Who caused batsmen so much pain
They didn't know which way to go
To leave the ball, or bat to show
They wished they never faced him again

 

[kashan123999]

I - a pirate of the 1000 seas.
I get my games free of fees.

I - play on the latest rigs.
That is, unless they're seized by the pigs'.