PlanetCricket Limericks

[pcfan123]

Limericks about PC,its members or anything you want to rhyme about.

To start us off here is a fantastic one by dutchad about me

There was a young scoundrel called Mark
Who's postings were for fun and a lark
But once in a while
He showed some real guile
Or was it just a shot in the dark?

Whilst surfing the waves of PC
I came across a member you see
There is never a doubt
That when he is about
There will be reported postings galore before tea!

Mark added 2 Minutes and 10 Seconds later...

Whilst standing aghast at mid-wicket
The Don said "This just isn't cricket
It's all smash and grab
And Warney's nothing but flab
IPL!? I'll tell ya where you should stick it!"

Another Dutchad gem

 

[AngryPixel]

:laugh nice ....

 

[Gaurav_7]

There is this Pom
whose name is Tom
He says he looks better than Will Young
To which I stick out a tongue. ()

 

[pcfan123]

Good try but the Rhyme scheme has to bee AABBA

 

[shrenik]

There was once a hottie called Charlotte,
she was blonde,blockhead and very naughty.
looking at the sky she crossed the road,
She got hit by a bus and left for heavenly abode.
There used to be a hottie called Charlotte.

 

[pcfan123]

Murali the Magician is set to retire
800 wickets and he could have gone higher
Some say Warne was the true world beater
and the Smiling Assassin is just a cheater
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


I can't finish this one, any help?

 

[shrenik]

They say "forget fifa 09,forget cricket 07,
think different,its soon going to be '11".
They say "forget the buggy gameplay,crappy graphics,
throw these out,these deserve some kicks."
"think different",they say for there's going to be Modi '11

shrenik added 2 Minutes and 25 Seconds later...

Murali the Magician is set to retire
800 wickets and he could have gone higher
Some say Warne was the true world beater
and the Smiling Assassin is just a cheater
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX


I can't finish this one, any help?

He's gonna miss his Mark coz the Indians are on fire

 

[Varun]

A mediocre one from me -

There was once a man named Clarke
Who went in a forest to shoot a lark
Holding the gun firm, he did shoot,
It's lover owl came shouting hoot hoot,
And startled, Clarke shot his own arse.

 

[Dutch]

Whilst watching the match on TV
The chatter was getting to me
Akmal you git,
Put a sock in it,
Or I'll have your tongue out before tea!:

dutchad added 2 Minutes and 34 Seconds later...

Tried to finish it for you Mark....not very well actually!


Murali the Magician is set to retire
800 wickets and he could have gone higher
Some say Warne was the true world beater
and the Smiling Assassin is just a cheater
'cos his wrist is all diodes and copper-wire

 

[Meet]

Good one:hpraise

 

[barmyarmy]

There once was a Texan you ken
Who would say others were attracted to men
He would engage in a fight
Be he wrong be he right
Despite his opponents being just ten

barmyarmy added 2 Minutes and 38 Seconds later...

Dutchad had a Kiwi connection
And thought of the Dutch with affection
The thing you don't know
Is he's running the show
And we all have to pay him protection.

 

[Dutch]

Barmyarmy is a decent enough lad
One of the best admins this place has had
But there can be no doubt
That he is losing his clout
'cos there still nothing from Codies, and thats bad!

 

[Meet]

Good one on Dutchad:hpraise
He would probably like it

 

[barmyarmy]

http://www.planetcricket.org/forums...s/vcash-donating-begging-thread-41125-22.html

Half way down for some ridiculous poems (some by me on page 26):

Haiku

Tom tried a haiku
He couldn't get it right though
Til the rules were met

Dishonourable
the practice of stealing work
Write your own next time

Acrostic

Venture and endeavour to
Collect this precious resource
Assuming you can write not
Steal then donations will
Happen

Limerick

There was a young man named James
Who went by some altenate names
He called himself Jaz
And at weekends Shaz
To make fradualent benefit claims

And some others from the sadly demised, rhyme all the time thread.

I've been inspired by the vcash thread to write some limericks:

Out west dwelt a fellow named Tom
In whose day all just seemed to go wrong
He got stopped by the police
Told his smoking must cease
And his girlfriends away with her thong

Abhas had a awful affliction
Some might venture to call it addiction
He'd stay up all night
Wouldn't log off the site
He believed he could win with conviction

There was a young chap, lived in Sweden
Who said, "rhymes, ha I don't need em."
I can rap with the best
You might think I'm blessed
Cos I came from the Garden of Eden

There once was a man from New Delhi
Who thought that his feet were real smelly
See here though Kshitiz
Here's a chance for show business
And now he's a show on the telly

Cricketman is a fan of the Arts
Fine wine and bridge, never hearts
We all thought it strange
When appeared neath his name
Teletubbies from faraway parts

Avroneel is a true Aussie fan
No-one knows when his support began
He's an Indian you see
And I've heard that the key
Is a devious underhand plan

There once a lad known as hitty
Who thought that he was very pretty
He'd look at mirrors all day
And cry "everyone make way"
"I am handsome and noble and witty"

There was a young member from Wales
Who was determined to stay on the rails
"I'll post well" he cried
And he tried and he tried
In the end we all hope he prevails

There was an old man from the coast
Whose drinking prowess was a boast
He'd go crawling through Kent
Til his money was spent
And then come onto PC to post

Disappointed it hardly the word
Thought by Ramzz after seeing himself slurred
He thought it a disgrace
Began to question his place
Til he saw that the posts were absurd

There was a big fan of Gilly
Who thought that retirement was silly
His love was professed
With both zeal and zest
Now Adam has scarpered to Chile

There once was a boy known as Stephen
Who thought that his chest was uneven
He went under the knife
And now has a new life
He's now known as Stephanie even

There once was a chap from Victoria
Who suffered from phantasmagoria
He followed his dream
Bought a PCPL team
And now lives in a state of euphoria

 

[Meet]

Meet who posted useless jokes
accompanied by useless threads
he was so gullible
and need a punishable
which will give him a lesson
and will never do it again

Not looking good
That was my first try at limericks never tried it before