Lucky Escapes

[iridescentt]

I remember I was a trainee game official for Action Paintball. One of the guys started firing at the other team when he was obviously out. Since this is against the rules they gotta' face the firing squad. Instead of using the opposing team to shoot at him I brought him up against the wall and started shouting at him. Brought one of the empty paintball guns from the spares box, put the gun up to his mask and I pulled the triggered.

I think he shat his pants. He should count himself lucky

 

[Will_NA]

I've nearly been run over a couple times. My friend did get run over :laugh

He wasn't seriously hurt. He was a zebra crossing and he thought the car was slowing down. He crossed and got hit. The car narrowly missed my other mate. He only got a couple of very minor scratches. I didn't see it meself. I read the medical report.

 

[Sureshot]

Can't say I've had any "Lucky Escapes", none life threatening anyway. Had a couple of beer barrels almost hit me (80 kilos)

 

[King Pietersen]

I passed out whilst intoxicated once and landed head first on a pint glass which went into the side of my head, and gave me a pretty nasty cut. I reckon it could have been far worse if I'd have landed temple first, or landed higher up, could have ended up with far worse than a few stitches thats for sure.

 

[Leicester Fox]

I've nearly been caught having a tug or with a girl if either of them count.

I once cut the wire to my lamp, that big white one that goes in the back. With some scissors and all these sparks went everywhere, was well funny at the time.

 

[Deleted member 13648]

I've nearly been caught having a tug or with a girl if either of them count.

Been there my brother, been there...

 

[kingdamo]

One time I was biking down a hill on the way to school. Now at the end of this hill is a busy intersection with a set of traffic lights. I was biking behind this big truck when all of a sudden the lights went yellow and the truck slammed on it's brakes meaning I went flying in to the back of it.

The lucky thing was I managed to brake myself before then or else I probably would have been a lot worser off.. .

 

[Howsie]

Year 12 camp and our group was on some walk around the island we were staying on. We had been walking for about 2 hours when we got to this steep dirt hill that was about 50M long. My mate said 10 bucks to whoever gets the farest down the hill by full out running. Four of us were going to do it and when we took off I was the only one that went : 10 Seconds later I had a concussion and three broken ribs after rolling down the 50M hill.

It could of been worse I guess.

 

[nz0003]

One time I was biking down a hill on the way to school. Now at the end of this hill is a busy intersection with a set of traffic lights. I was biking behind this big truck when all of a sudden the lights went yellow and the truck slammed on it's brakes meaning I went flying in to the back of it.

The lucky thing was I managed to brake myself before then or else I probably would have been a lot worser off.. .

You dick. Weak as piss.

 

[stevo1]

Your the type of kid I have to dodge every morning before work - I enjoy the near-misses, love scaring the little pricks.

 

[Hooper]

I've nearly been caught having a tug or with a girl if either of them count.

I once cut the wire to my lamp, that big white one that goes in the back. With some scissors and all these sparks went everywhere, was well funny at the time.

Tug-Happens daily.
Girly-Happens rarely.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I had one. Diwali a few years back, we were playing with fireworks. There was this one type which was like a long stick - you light the top of it, and coloured fireballs shoot out one after another. Well, I lit mine...and nothing happened. So I turned it to my face to check out why and...WHOOSH! Passed my nose, missed me by a whisker. Wonder what would have happened had it hit.

 

[OffCutters]

The day i nearly hit my instructor for my driving lesson. Missed him by about an inch i reckon. He got another instructor for me the day after that, i wonder why :

 

[Sureshot]

Now that's funny!

 

[King Cricket]

Three years ago, I was running up and down the stairs, was actually playing a game with my friend, all of a sudden slipped,...and down I went and went. But call it a miracle or whatever, nothing serious happened to me!! Just some bruises here and there! It really really was a miracle escape!!!