My attempt at NOT RAPE but RAP !!!!!!

[Dhawal_Verma]

Interview in RAP i's'shtyle


Entrance in the Board Room of WEEDMAN Inc. :

ME: Yo ! Yo! Yo! Yo! I'm D your Co!
happy thoughts ! OHHHHH!
You got any Problemo !

MIB(Man in Black) Hello, you can sit ! (AMUSED HE IS)

I say ARE WE DONE WITH THE INTRO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


MIB: Why did you apply for this JOB?

ME: JOB WHAT JOB!
#%^&@%#&^
Hey bro its our (YOUTH's) need
I plead
so don't rename this breed !!!!!!!

MIB("Phew!") OK, so what do you know aboout this company or JOB?

ME: Yo! You call this a job!
Its a need of the SQUEAK
and I know this as a company of FREAKS
selling all the cold struck
PISSED OFF WEEDS !

MIB(A little Stressed) How would you describe yourself? Who and what are you ?

ME For you sir
I'm an idiot a loser
Telephone Abuser
What to do? What to do?
Still there ain't nothin'; I could do
cuz' life's a lesson you learn it when you're through!!!!!!!!!!!

MIB(he's had enough) So, what are your thoughts about our WEEDMAN INC. ?

ME Your WEEDMAN INC. say,
" WE about to make you Famous"
that's crap I say
"You talkin' to conquer EARTH but still kickin' in Uranus"

MIB, calls his Guards, Almost half crying
Rest you well know So no points for Half Frying !


:mellow: :huh: ^_^ :o :P : :blink:

 

[Nirav85]

I'm an idot a loser

Correct

Telephone Abuser

Oh man u r so bad, i just want to be like u

 

[nikhilverma]

Wow !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

Really cool rap!!

 

[nikhilverma]

But don't name te topic like that in the future..

 

[Dhawal_Verma]

I need your comments on my rap so that I decide that whether to make another or not ! :cheer:

 

[nikhilverma]

Yeah! :
Make another one B)

 

[Dhawal_Verma]

COMING SOON
My new RAP: Life's not a "S**t" !

 

[Dhawal_Verma]

What is life if full of care
We have no time to stand & stare!
I say Stare !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No time to stand beneath the boughs
oh shi* , and stare a sheeps or cows

Oh my God!
No time to see when Gals we pass
happy thoughts they hid themselves like the Earth with Grass!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Noooooooooooooo!

Notime to turn at beauty's glance
And watch her feet how they dance
Take this
No time to wait till her mouth can
Enrich my smile a kiss began ?

So my peeps
A poor Life this is if full of care
We have no time to stand and Stare

BLODDYYYYYYYYYYY HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL STAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hassan1823]

cool one :

 

[nikhilverma]

Yeah nice...

 

[Dhawal_Verma]

Stressed Up, Messed Up so I just Rapped this up

Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so oink him and oink you too!
You think I give a mooo! about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But happy thoughts, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
pooh, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave VCD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a oink like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

 

[hassan1823]

man you are good in rapping

(Dude first look at what are you typing)

 

[Dhawal_Verma]

Seems like no one else here's interested in Rap

 

[hassan1823]

yes i know i think the others are boring

 

[Dhawal_Verma]

Do you like Rap ?
Who's ur Fav ?????