Of Weeds, sightscreens, and the Third world - Hayden's autobiography?

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Excerpt from Matt Hayden's to-be-published autobiography ("Of Weeds, Sightscreens and the Third World") :

"I have always talked straight...it is the way I play my game too. I bat straight, I talk straight. It has got me into a spot of bother at times. But I know of no other way.

There was this time when India toured Oz in the summer of 07-08. That was a nasty series, with the Indians crying about anything and everything. Everything happened - my good mate Symmo was abused by Harbhajan Singh, the Indians went on and on about the umpiring just because they were desperate to beat the world champs.

After the Test series or somewhere towards the end of it, I was asked what I thought about Harbhajan. I told them what I thought - that he was an obnoxious little weed. Yes, he was - and I was not going to pretend otherwise. I know all of us in the Oz dressing room thought so - I was just expressing our collective view. I was also asked what I thought about that young medium-pacer the Indians then had. A tall, lanky guy with hair like he had never had a haircut all his life. Ishant Sharma. Now I never really rated the guy but these Indians were going ga-ga over him. I said jokingly that I would like to face him in a boxing ring.

It was just one of those interviews. Where one of our own asks you a few questions, you just let down your hair a bit and have some fun. All for our home audience, you know the type of thing, right ? Well, these Indians made a big fuss of that too. Before I knew it, there was a big drama about this. Since the atmosphere was already very strained Punter took me aside and told me "You are totally right, Haydos and you know that I am totally with you. But we've had enough trouble already. Just say you're sorry and the whole thing will disappear. Let's just get these Indians off our backs and back to India as soon as possible."

So I apologised - not that I believed in it one bit. I believed then - and I believe now - that Harbhajan Singh is an obnoxious little weed who should never have stepped on a cricket field. We Aussies play the game hard but are respectful towards our opponents. Harbhajan tests the limits every single time he meets us, steps over the limit very often and seems to get away with it only because he has the support of his Board. It just does not seem right.

Later that year, we were to tour India again. We were very keen to avoid all forms of controversy. The Indian media is a nasty piece of work. They hound you all the time - looking for comments, hints, just snippets that they can then blow up and colour in whatever way they like. We had already lost Symmo to a local incident, so the spotlight would definitely shift to the rest of us. Punter was very particular that we maintain a low profile through the tour.

We started reasonably - and had a good chance of taking the game at Bangalore. But then we slipped up a bit. Or rather, India got to us. The conditions were awful, some of us fell ill. We lost at Mohali, drew at Delhi but things came to a head in the decider at Nagpur. We were in with a very good chance on the fourth day around tea but then the Indians played their trump card. They slowed the game with all the smart tricks that only Indians are capable of. There were spectators constantly moving around and the sightscreen had to be constantly moved. Which would be fine if it were in our country. You know, we respect time here, we want to get a game on and give full value to the spectators. But in third world countries, they see it differently. Whether it is that they don't value time or they don't have the facilities or they just realised that we were levelling the game, I don't know, but they just did not help us get through our overs. To add insult to injury, Punter was called up by the umpires and reminded that we were behind on over-rate. He used his best judgement and bowled Cam and Mike (Hussey) after tea, hoping to get more overs through and hopefully pick up some wickets too. It did not happen and everybody turned on him. Poor guy, I feel for him. Punter was a great leader, always led from the front. The Indians, in a collective effort, managed to sabotage the game against us and turned it all into a massive media attack on Punter. We of course realised that touring India would always be difficult, being third world and all that, but this was something that even, by Indian standards, we had not expected. And to think that we treat Indians so well when they visit us. Of course we have the facilities and can afford to treat our visitors properly...."
 
Right this isn't just aimed at you but there is thread called the cricket reads thread. It's where you post about cricket books. There have been like a trillion threads on crap books by Aussies full of some cricketers over exaggerated views in a desperate attempt to get some more money which aren't exactly that relevant to the discussion of cricket as a sport and would be much better off in the cricket reads thread.

/rant. :p But seriously is that thread now completely redundant.
 
After the Test series or somewhere towards the end of it, I was asked what I thought about Harbhajan. I told them what I thought - that he was an obnoxious little weed. Yes, he was - and I was not going to pretend otherwise.

HA, I don't particularly like Hayden but he hit the nail on the head there.
 
Umm... I honestly hope that isn't an actual excerpt from Hayden's biography. First of all, if that's the title of his autobiography... then I guess we should be happy that he rates India much higher than any other cricketing opponent?

Secondly, if this is indeed an excerpt, then Hayden really lives quite a deluded life. Does he actually think that it was part of the Indian strategy to have the crowd walk around the sightscreen? Wow. Where does the buck stop with these guys? At least one thing's for sure--if it's an autobiography, it's definitely Hayden who's writing. It's pretty rich calling Indians whiners when he himself is whining about a series where Australia got dominated. Flipping hypocrite.
 
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We were in with a very good chance on the fourth day around tea but then the Indians played their trump card. They slowed the game with all the smart tricks that only Indians are capable of. There were spectators constantly moving around and the sightscreen had to be constantly moved. Which would be fine if it were in our country. You know, we respect time here, we want to get a game on and give full value to the spectators. But in third world countries, they see it differently. Whether it is that they don't value time or they don't have the facilities or they just realised that we were levelling the game, I don't know, but they just did not help us get through our overs.

Trust me If He has written this in real then He needs treatment.He is sick for god sake.
 
Here is a link to an interview with Hayden a couple of days back. I'm really surprised at his lack of intelligence and common sense. I mean, I knew he wasn't the smartest bloke, but this stupid?

Matthew Hayden said:
Often we find ourselves with hands on hips waiting for someone to either face up or someone in the sightboard to move away; all the little frustrations that happen in Third World countries and the heat as well.
Right. All the frustrations like poverty, non-access to public healthcare or welfare, and in some cases running water or a decent public education? I doubt Hayden was really affected by these "little frustrations" when he was batting. I bet the cost of his fishing gear back home could provide a happy life to more than one of these "Third World" residents for a year.
 
how many Bio do these players writing lately??

last pare is just stupid, specially
The conditions were awful, some of us fell ill. We lost at Mohali, drew at Delhi but things came to a head in the decider at Nagpur. We were in with a very good chance on the fourth day around tea but then the Indians played their trump card. They slowed the game with all the smart tricks that only Indians are capable of. There were spectators constantly moving around and the sightscreen had to be constantly moved.

excuses, excuses, excuses:rolleyes:
 
sohum said:
Umm... I honestly hope that isn't an actual excerpt from Hayden's biography. First of all, if that's the title of his autobiography... then I guess we should be happy that he rates India much higher than any other cricketing opponent?

Secondly, if this is indeed an excerpt, then Hayden really lives quite a deluded life. Does he actually think that it was part of the Indian strategy to have the crowd walk around the sightscreen? Wow. Where does the buck stop with these guys? At least one thing's for sure--if it's an autobiography, it's definitely Hayden who's writing. It's pretty rich calling Indians whiners when he himself is whining about a series where Australia got dominated. Flipping hypocrite.
Go hang your head in shame.

Hayden and Symonds are way better human beings then anyone associated within' the Indian cricket team as both wear Pink Grip Handles and donate a significant ammount of their match-fee to a cancer foundation. Do you see any Indian players doing that? I'd take their word over any Indian player or supporter anyday of the week. You may not like the way they go about their cricket but you've got to give them full credit.

Anyone who donates a fair percentage of their life earnings to those unfortunate has respect in my book and for you to run your mouth about Hayden discriminating against those in a lesser-position in life & country is a complete disgrace.
 
Anyone who donates a fair percentage of their life earnings to those unfortunate has respect in my book and for you to run your mouth about Hayden discriminating against those in a lesser-position in life & country is a complete disgrace.
Is that right? Let's see you give your respect to Sreesanth then, who donates a fair portion of his earnings to charity. Didn't think you would do it.

Besides, if you were to actually read my posts, you would realize that I was commenting on the sheer idiocy of Hayden to bring up a "Third World" argument when it came to playing cricket. It's obvious that he hates India and Indians and lacks the tact that a person in his public position should possess.

Also notice how you have nothing to say about this actual incident because its indefensible.
 
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The only reason I didn't say anything else is because I wanted that post be singled out.

I on the otherhand completely agree with Hayden. He always tells it like it is, much like myself, which is another reason why I hold him the highest regard.

The Indians can be a bunch of drama queens when things don't go their way. We've had allot go against our way in the past 10-15 years but we've never complained or threatened to boycott and we've also had so much success over that period of time and never party'd like there's no tomorrow, just over a Test win, or a Twenty20 victory against anyone in particular.

I can see where Hayden's point of view is coming from.
Go and dominate for a decade and produce some of the best players to ever play the game and then you have a right to gloat and be arrogant.
 
http://cricket.timesofindia.indiati...a_third-world_country/articleshow/3711935.cms

I can see where Hayden's point of view is coming from.
Go and dominate for a decade and produce some of the best players to ever play the game and then you have a right to gloat and be arrogant.

Well I agree that no team on the earth have rights to call themselves World champions until they dominate like Australia for a long time but that truth doesn't give Hayden any right to judge any country.He has no reason to disrespect any country.
 
It is rubbish to think that Indians don't do any charity work. Have you seen all the charity work that Sachin, Ganguly, Dravid, Kumble, and now apparently Sreesanth do? They may not sport wrist bands or coloured grips, but they do actually visit these slums and orphanages and spend time with these children. They donate fairly generously to these institutions. You can't judge people by what you don't know. Most of the current players have come from such poor backgrounds, they all almost certainly give back quite a bit.

I can see where Hayden's point of view is coming from.
Go and dominate for a decade and produce some of the best players to ever play the game and then you have a right to gloat and be arrogant.

So it is now your 'right' to be arrogant? It is your 'right' to think you are superior to any Indian simply because you have a good cricket team? You do realise the World Chess Champion is Indian right? Does that me we have the 'right' to call ourselves far smarter than any other person, country or race in the world? You do know the best Engineering colleges in the world are in India. Does that mean we have the 'right' to look down on the all of the other country's educational facilities? We have the largest population in the world, in every country there are players from subcontinental heritage playing domestic cricket, soccer, basketball, you name it. Heck, they are international cricket players from pretty much every country in the world barring probably Australia and South Africa who are of Indian/Pakistani heritage. We invented modern mathematics. The finest doctors in the world are Indian. We invented Sanskrit, the language on which modern computing languages are based on. We were, for a very very long time, the richest and most prosperous country in the entire planet (till the British invaded). Indians can be found as the leaders in every and any field around the world, be in Science, Business, Sport, Fashion or Arts. So therefore, according to your logic, It is my 'right' to look down to you and all other Australians as inferior people.

But I don't, as that is absolute garbage.
 
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