Former Teachers strike back at Hampshire Coach and players...
The VB Series, already hampered by rain and lazy coaches not appearing, has gone under more pressure, with Hopeful, Hampshire coach, and many Hampshire players having to resign from the tournament. A new bill was passed in parliament, saying that any person who has not fulfilled requirements at school must return, no matter the age.
Hopeful, at the ripe age of 52, a very successful coach, earning lots of money, was forced back to go to school to fulfill a term's requirements that he failed to achieve in Year 9.
Shane Warne, was the next victim, who attended school in England for 1 year, the whole time spent in Texting girls in his class with his mobile. Pietersen was sent back to South Africa as well to finish off his assignment on local Springboks.
James W, the likely candidate to replace the academic underachievers of Hampshire, declined the offer after news that he could not play ICC 06, as it wasnt working, his preferred simulation of future matches that the real team is soon to play.
"Without my simulator, the team can't come with tactics to trouble our opponents, so we won't be able to compete to the standard set in this tournament. How will I know if a player is going to get injured getting in the head before-hand? How will I know whether the fielders hit the stumps every time there is a run-out chance?"
A replacement team is yet to be found. If no team accepts, the VB Series will become a bilateral series. Hopefully it doesn't become like the Unitech Cup with all that darned rain...