The Dutch Dream-It's back!

[m_vaughan]

I have a feeling Mr. Heer is going to be sacked as assistant manager and he must have gone to collect his compensation.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

oi! you better watch what you say! or else i'll make m_vaughan the towel boy.

Dr. Pepper added 42 Minutes and 13 Seconds later...

Sneijder: Heer Ideal Replacement​

Real Madrid winger Wesley Sneijder has said that Mnkfsdkjr would be an ideal replacement for the Holland job. Wesley Sneijder voiced his opinions in a press conference this morning. "Mjkdnsk is a great man. He is someone you love to work with and he knojkner was to take over. It would benefit everyone." The 23 year old who is currently playing for Real Madrid is very convinced that Heer would be a great manager.

 

[Mr. Kurns]

Critics Unsure On Heer
Some Major footballing pundits have announced there doubts over whether Holland Assistant Manager, Maninder Heer was actually seen heading into the Dutch FA HQ for an interview. Respected pundit m. vaughan had this to say "Rubbish! Obviously I should be manager, but there is no way he will be manager, unless they toss a coin between him and my pet kitten, fluffy!" other pundits such as Markos Aledandiringonnashardarin and Jon John said it was a farce and that Heer wasn't respected or talented enough and shouldn't be Assistant either, m. vaughan also said that insiders had told him that "Mr. Heer is going to be sacked as assistant manager and he went to collect his compensation."

Tobie Chapman, Sky Sports​

 

[Dr. Pepper]

haha nice one tobes. good read

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Wow!!! getting interesting...

 

[freddiw]

Critics unsure of Her

 

[SciD]

I thaught it was about Playboy.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Critics unsure of Her

Heer! Get it right!

I thaught it was about Playboy.

What the devil?!

Dr. Pepper added 8 Minutes and 1 Seconds later...

Heer Confirmed As Boss​

Makmdklr has been confirmed as the manager of the Holland international team. After four months of waiting for who would succeed Marco Van Basten, the Dutch Football Association have confirmed Manmklkr as the new boss. Manmklker worked alongside Marco Van Basten as the assistant manager for Holland. Heer will have a press conference on Monday to answer any queries about his confirmation as manager. Some critics have said Manmkmklr is too inexperienced to be Holland manager and he has not proven himself yet.

Dr. Pepper added 1 Minutes and 57 Seconds later...

Now this is when you come in. If you have any questions for me to answer at the press conference, post them here.

 

[Mr. Kurns]

Bob Jahemionmaniscristanisdutchmanassholey, Sky Sports - How did you get recomended for the job Mr. She errr Her errrr Heer

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Congrats for new job hope you have a great career with Holland :hpraise

 

[PhilD123]

Iva Largeun, Sunday Times, "How do you feel about accusations you have betrayed your friend Van Basten, in taking the Holland job?"

Great story btw! Looking very good indeed, good luck!

 

[Dr. Pepper]

thanks mate, and everyone else who's commented on the story. I'll wait a few more days, hopefully I can get some more questions.

 

[m_vaughan]

Roody Poo, NY Times - "Do you agree that the Dutch have a crap defence? I mean, their central defender plays for Blackburn for heavens sake."

JamesyJames9, Anti-Dutch Herald - "The Dutch usually always peak too early and struggle in the crucial games. How are you going to change this pattern and therefore change history?"

 

[shantanu_rooney]

The Sun : " well as always what are you gonna do of Nistelrooy as he scores only for his club and not county ?

Edwin Van Der Sar is in his night of his career do you have any other replacement for such a legend ?"

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Press Conference With Mmlkmer​

Mafatty had his official press conference today after being appointed manager of the Dutch National team just days ago. He was very anxious to get the press conference started, maybe a little too anxious as he fell over when he was about to sit down. He still had a smile on his face though as he regained his seat. "Mlopoer, how does it feel to be the Holland manager?"

"It's absolutely amazing. I never thought I would get such a great job, especially with such high profile candidates. I feel so great for getting the job and I feel we can achieve great things."

"What are your expectations for the team?"

"Well...win. Realistically I think we can win the Euro's and the World Cup. We are definitely capable of doing so. We have a great team with a great mentality."

"Don't you think that's a little optimistic."

"No. No I don't because Holland are one of the best teams in the world. We can beat the likes of Brazil, Italy, France and Germany. There is no doubt about that."

"How do you feel about accusations you have betrayed your friend Van Basten, in taking the Holland job?"

"I have not betrayed Marco. He is a very close friend of mine and he wished me the best of luck when I recieved the job. He said he was very happy for me and he had no problem with me being his successor. After all it's life, not everything is perfect anyway and these things happen."

"The Dutch usually always peak too early and struggle in the crucial games. How are you going to change this pattern and therefore change history?"

"Yes this is a...problem I suppose. I want to and will add consistency to our football. It is allright to play great football from the start but if you can't continue this in the latter stages of the tournament it is pointless. I don't want to change the style of our football because it is the best in the world. I just want consistency in our game."

"Is anyone secured a place in your squad from the start?"

"No definitely not. No is guaranteed a place in my squad. To be in my squad you have to earn a place by playing well for your club, being loyal to your country, doing well in training and giving one hundred percent on the field. I am going to scout all around football and try and watch each potential Dutch international player."

"Do you agree that the Dutch have a poor defence? They have some of the best attacking players but defensively the are a let down."

"Our defence is not at the standard of some teams but with hardwork and some great training, we can change that. It is an area of where I would like to improve. There are very few but this is one of them."

"There has been a lot of criticism at Ruud Van Nistelrooy over the years. They have said that he is only able to score for his club and not his country. His stats do reflect that. Will you still play him?"

"I will give every player a chance. The chance to play for Holland, if they fail to impress me on the field, on the training ground and they don't give one hundred percent, they will be off the team. Ruud is a quality player whose finishing is superb. I will definitely give him a chance, that's all I can say."

"Edwin Van Der Sar is in his night of his career do you have any other replacement for such a legend ?"

"Lots of legends come and go. Edwin is coming to the end of his career now. I still think we have the right training facilities to bring out some great young goalkeepers. Edwin still has a few years left in him and I think that is enough time to sort out the situation and find someone who is capable of replacing Edwin."

"How do feel about critics saying that you are too inexperienced for the job?"

"Would it really matter if I know nothing about football or that I've managed the worlds best teams for over twenty years. As long as I get the results there is no problem."

"Thank you for taking your time to do this press conference."

"It was my pleasure."