The Trevor Jackson Empire (Jog On Avram)

[shantanu_rooney]

Thats a good win over Everton. Really surprised to see Quaresma on the bench. He is far better than Malouda. But Rocchi looks to be a good buy.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

He wasn't fully fit .

 

[Jaztheman]

A good win there for Chelsea there and although everyone expected them to get it, they still had to do the hard work. Everton were always going to put up a fight, but Stamford Bridge is still a fortress unlike it is in real life. The victory was always on the cards. The attackers are definitely in good form, just need the defenders to back them up.

Good work so far, Mani.

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Grant arrested for night club bust up​

Avram Grant has been arrested without bail by London Metropolitan for a night club brawl last night. The fifty two year old Chelsea manager was at an East London night club called Bees Gees where he got into a fight with a supporter. The supporter is named as John Mitchell from East London. Mitchell is currently in a stable condition after being left in critical condition by Avram Grant.

Mitchell supposedly questioned Grant's credentials to be the manager of Chelsea. In response Grant lashed out at Mitchell. After continually making fun of Grant, he eventually knocked Mitchell out unconscious and urinated over his face. He gathered his Chelsea players around him to "take the p***".

An innocent by-stander, who was left un-named, said this "At first it was funny as. Avram Grant's the Chelsea gaffer right? Yeah, innit. His cheeks was wobblin' all over the place, innit. He was like, all, like, slappin' the guy. The guy were a propper p****. He went down. Then they started p***in' on him 'n' stuff 'n' then his boys pointed and laughed. It were funny as s***."

Chelsea Football Club have stated that they will release a statement over this fiasco in a few days time.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Wow!! really extraordinary thing done by Grant...Really cant imagine Grant fighting in a night club. Hope Grant is sacked and Chelsea appoint some new manager...

Great update Mani

 

[saladguy]

Haha "urinated over his face". Brilliant storyline Mani!!!!!!!!

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Hehe thanks. Even in a serious story, I can't help but become immature .

 

[mattfb]

LOLOL! Great update Mani. Your imagination is too big for your own good

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Chelsea board sack Grant​

Chelsea Football Club manager Avram Grant has been sacked by the Chelsea board following his arrest in a night club in East London. Grant was arrested for ABH and is highly likely to be found guilty. He had left the victim in critical condition after beating him up and then urinating on his face. A witness described it as "horrendous".

The Chelsea F.C. spokesperson, Michael Partridge, released this statement about it. "We, at Chelsea Football Club, have come to a mutual decision that it is in the best interest for the club for Avram Grant to be removed of his post at Chelsea. Avram has started off the season very well for the club. He has made some great signings that have been influencial already.

However, what he did will not be supported by the club and it is only right for him to be removed from his post as manager. As for the matter of who will take over, we are currently starting our search for a new manager. We need a manager who will be trusted with the job and can produce results for us and take us far."

Avram Grant had only been in charge for over a month and has already lost his position causing confusion and anger within the club. This is likely to cause disruption to the team. The bookies have already made Luiz Filipe Scolari the hot favourite to take over at Chelsea.

 

[shantanu_rooney]

Haha no surprise...Had to happen after the defeat to Derby at home..

 

[saladguy]

Well no one liked Avram anyway

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Random man from street announced as Chelsea manager

Err...who?​

A random man from a street in London was picked up by Chelsea owner Roman Ambromovich in his Limo and taken to Stamford Bridge. There he was announced as the new Chelsea manager. All we know about this man is his name is Trevor Jackson and is in his mid fourties. He works at Lloyds Pharmacy in East London as a shop assistant.

Trevor Jackson was shouting his views on Chelsea Football Club in the middle of the street and Roman Ambramovich was so impressed, he hired him as the manager.

Jackson said this at the press conference. "If you think I shouldn't be manager, f*** you! F*** the lot of you! You f***ing sleaze bags make your money by exposing people's private lives and humiliating them. When you start writing real articles, then I'll start doing real interviews. You t***ers wouldn't know what real news is if it hit you in the face.

Oh and you f***ing t***er! Yeah you. You're a t***. You f*** that guy standing next to you. Who cares if I'm not an Oxford graduate? Who cares if I didn't win the World Cup? Who f***ing cares if I sound like a t***er? As long as I get the results, you can f*** yourselves."

After that shocking interview, Trevor Jackson punched a reporter from The Sun saying that he was a total idiot and shouldn't be writing articles. Many questions are being raised as to the appointment of the new Chelsea manager but Roman Ambramovich assured the media that he would lead them to great things, despite being "a little rough around the edges".

 

[saladguy]

Haha. You always suprise us. Trevor Jackson rules!!!!!!!

 

[Jaztheman]

Trevor Jackson ftw.

A strange appointment from Chelsea to say the least but it could turn in their favour? Unlikely but you never know. "Are you Maninder in disguise?! Are you Maninder in disguissssssse!" Will be the chants now from us.

Great presentation and the writing is very cuddly and is appropriate for very young children...

 

[Dr. Pepper]

Trevor Jackson has announced he will hold an official interview. He will answer all the questions asked by the media. Post your questions here.