Very bad PJ's

[blackleopard92]

let's post some BAD Pj's here:
I have two:

Tortoise and rabbit gave CEE exam and tortoise got 80% and rabbit got
81%.


Both wanted admission in a good engineering college, cut off was 85%.


Rabbit dint get but tortoise got it?







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Ans: Remember tortoise had won the race when you were in first standard..

So.. Sports quota!!!! :rtfl

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the nxt one is better understood by Hindi knowing people

Q: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some
other elephant. So our elephant was very Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him
to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?























Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai."

 

[nightprowler10]

I don't speak Hindi but I understood that joke

 

[blackleopard92]

an image PJ


[mod edit: image removed due to profanity]

leo edit: got carried away......

 

[duffarama]

Leo, the first joke was funny however the image in your 2nd post was removed. Extensive use of the 'f' word isn't acceptable here.

 

[Kev]

I've deleted your last post blackleo as it isnt in English as the forum rules state.