Everyone I know from Zimbabwe is incredibly cheerful which probably explains how much better living here is.
I got kicked in the cock today by some stupid lesbian kid when I made a joke about her and it got cut. Thankfully I got it kissed better this afternoon
waiting for jokes about my mum
It killed.Thankfully my balls were alright which meant I didn't get the worst pain possible.
I thought I was going to die. tbh dying would be alright, curious to see what goes down, could be a right laugh if you end up in that heaven place.