YO mama jokes go in here...

Your momma is so fat, I use the shade of her ass to park my car.

Your momma so poor, she was kicking a can down the street, I said, "what are you doing" she said "moving". B)

Your momma is so fat, she has a part-time job a McDonalds as a speed hump.

Your momma so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Your momma is so fat, her waist size is equator!

Your momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

:lol:
 
Originally posted by Silent_Assassin@May 27 2003, 09:25 PM
Lol
Ur mamas so fat she fell in luv and broke it B)
I like your avatar silent assassin
 
Your mamas so fat, she blew done the house and blamed it on you.
 
Originally posted by bomber@May 27 2003, 08:39 PM
Your momma is so fat, I use the shade of her ass to park my car.

Your momma so poor, she was kicking a can down the street, I said, "what are you doing" she said "moving". B)

Your momma is so fat, she has a part-time job a McDonalds as a speed hump.

Your momma so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

Your momma is so fat, her waist size is equator!

Your momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.

:lol:
those had me on the ground. :D :lol:
 
Your mama so stubborn she killed a cat for breathing.
Yo mama is so dum she tried driving a car down the other side of a motorway.
Yo mama so stinky she has to use a bathroom covered with smell proof glass.
Your mama is so heavy she traveled into space and broke the spaceship and the moon.
:doc:
 
Originally posted by Samar@Jun 7 2003, 10:52 AM
Q:).what do you call 32 rednecks in one room??
A:).A full set of teeth.. :blink:
ok then
 
Originally posted by Samar@Jun 7 2003, 11:38 AM
Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
:D lol that was funny :lol:

10/10
 

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