This Ashes series, which is the second five-match series in a few short months, and will undoubtedly be taxing on a largely unchanged bowling attack, has seen only Stuart Broad make any real inroads into the Australian batting. He has eased his way into second place on the wickets chart with fourteen at 25.21. More worryingly, though, the rest of the English bowling averages read thus:
James Anderson: 7 wickets @ 58.42 (3 Tests)
Graeme Swann: 7 wickets @ 80.00 (3 Tests)
Ben Stokes: 5 wickets @ 47.00 (2 Tests)
Chris Tremlett: 4 wickets @ 30.00 (1 Test)
Tim Bresnan: 3 wickets @ 44.66 (1 Test)
Monty Panesar: 2 wickets @ 99.00 (1 Test)
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Joe Root: 0 wickets for 90 (3 Tests)
Steven Finn: 11 wickets @ 33.36 (2 first-class)
Boyd Rankin: 7 wickets @ 33.57 (2 first-class)
Now, even by pre-Cardiff Bangladeshi standards, that's pretty woeful. It isn't just that the bowlers have struggled for wickets (which they have), it's the fact that the two bowlers being (over-)hyped as the best seamer and spinner in the world have been treated like club trundlers that really stings. When England were beating all-comers a couple of years ago, the Anderson-Broad-Bresnan-Swann quartet struck fear into the hearts of the world, but now the fact that only one of them has a Test average of under thirty is painfully obvious. And that one is Swann, whose figure of 29.96 will soon too teeter over that golden figure if he plays another game on this horror tour.