AMA AMA | Perfect Square

[RUDI]

@Field Marshal

1. If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?
3. If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
4. How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
5. How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
6. If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?

 

[Perfect Square]

@Field Marshal

1. If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
2. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow’s sister?
3. If Mrs. John’s bungalow is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
4. How did the boy kick his soccer ball ten feet, and then have it come back to him on its own?
5. How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
6. If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?

1. None. As if I have anything to light match stick at the first place.
2. We'll only know in the Heaven.
3. None. As if I know where the stairs are at the first place.
4. IDK. Ask him if he hit it upwards or against the wall...
5. I guess, he had a tough time with his wife in his life. Too bad he can't have Kim Jong-Un's haircut anymore.
6. Could be the smoke coming out of a damaged part. I thought the train was electric.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

1. What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness?
2. What will people say at your funeral?
3. If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok?
4. Does this person know how much they mean to you? When was the last time you told them?
5. If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?
6. If today was the last day of your life, what would you want to do?
7. If your entire life was a movie, what title would best fit?
8. How would you describe yourself in 5 words?
9. What are the chances you’ve passed up on that you regret?
10. How do you apply the learning from this regret to your actions today?

 

[Perfect Square]

1. What are the things that stand between you and complete happiness?
2. What will people say at your funeral?
3. If you lost everything tomorrow, whose arms would you run into to make everything ok?
4. Does this person know how much they mean to you? When was the last time you told them?
5. If you could send a message to the entire world, what would you say in 30 seconds?
6. If today was the last day of your life, what would you want to do?
7. If your entire life was a movie, what title would best fit?
8. How would you describe yourself in 5 words?
9. What are the chances you’ve passed up on that you regret?
10. How do you apply the learning from this regret to your actions today?

1. Lack of confidence.
2. IDK. Maybe there will be no one around.
3. My mom.
4. Pass.
5. "The world is already under a lot of hatred and violence. Try to spread love and peace among yourself. One person makes a huge difference, so don't just stand there to think someone else will stand. It's your chance get up and contribute to save this world. Love"
6. I would like to be with my family and with nature. I would apologize for my sins.
7. "They don't understand"
8. Humble, Deep Thinker, Leader, Loving, and less active sometimes.
9. Pass
10. Pass

 

[Aislabie]

Ten more

Cricket

Which player, in your opinion, didn't play enough international cricket?

Similarly, which player has played far too much international cricket?

Which Cricket World Cup, in your opinion, was the best of all time?

Which non-cricketing athlete would you most like to see trained up into a cricketer and why?

Which eight teams would you include in a Premier League made up of franchises from anywhere in the world?


Not

If sleep was unnecessary, what would you do with that time?

An honest magician offers you the chance to live forever. What do you say?

What common thing will you never experience?

What is something that you will always buy the expensive version of?

Do you ever find yourself wanting to answer your own questions on your AMA?

 

[Perfect Square]

Ten more

Cricket

Which player, in your opinion, didn't play enough international cricket?

Similarly, which player has played far too much international cricket?

Which Cricket World Cup, in your opinion, was the best of all time?

Which non-cricketing athlete would you most like to see trained up into a cricketer and why?

Which eight teams would you include in a Premier League made up of franchises from anywhere in the world?


Not

If sleep was unnecessary, what would you do with that time?

An honest magician offers you the chance to live forever. What do you say?

What common thing will you never experience?

What is something that you will always buy the expensive version of?

Do you ever find yourself wanting to answer your own questions on your AMA?

Cricket

Michael Hussey.

Shahid Afridi.

From what I saw. 2011 WC was fantastic.

Usain Bolt. I think he could bowl really fast.

Chennai Super Kings.
Royal Challengers Banglore.
Trinidad and Tobago.
Otago Volts.
Quetta Gladiators.
Perth Scorchers.
Titans.
Lancashire.

Not

I think world would be experiencing a normal routine. Maybe we would do 2x work.

I would ask him to stretch my life span maybe (IDK if I'll die while you read this) But definitely don't want to live forever.

Pass.

Electronic gadgets.

Maybe No.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

So sorry this forum needs waking up so.... Here goes x x x x

When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?

If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?

What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?

When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?

What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?

How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?

What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?

If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?

Where do you get your news?

What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?

What’s wrong but sounds right?

What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?

If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?

What social stigma does society need to get over?

What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?

What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?

What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?

What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?

In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?

If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?

What’s the best type of cheese?

What kind of cult would you like to start?

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?

First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?

If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?

 

[Perfect Square]

So sorry this forum needs waking up so.... Here goes x x x x

When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?
About my childhood. IDK

If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?
Pass

What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
Elephant

What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?
Pass

When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?
Many a things. I believe everything is for the good.

What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
Not a foodie. So never tried weird food combinations. But does rice and kabab counts?

How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?
Not much. Right vote is what this country needs not more votes.

What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?
Pass

If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?
Enjoy my time. Being lazy... Playing Cricket, watching movies, etc...

Where do you get your news?
Pew News.

What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?
Kung Fu Panda

What’s wrong but sounds right?
Pass

What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
I will be able to answer this in the next 5 years.

If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?
Pass

What social stigma does society need to get over?
Pasz

What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?
Making an emoji of emojis

What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
Belts, Ties, Necklace?

What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
Pass

What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
It was like kazawaza.......zabolaza. Watched a video on YouTube.

What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Pass

What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Pass

What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
Pass

If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Place the hand on beard.

What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
Using VR.

What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
Game shows of Pakistan.

What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Pass

If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
Snake.

In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
Pass

What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Pass

What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
Pass

What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
Pass

Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
A friend. Can't tell

What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Head Hodge

What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
Pass

What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
Pass

What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
Fidget Spinner. At least a year ago.

If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
They'll know I have done nothing wrong.

What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
A snail can sleep/hibernate for three years.

What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
Pass

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
Can't remember.

What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
Pass.

What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
Pass

What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
Pass

If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?
Pass

What’s the best type of cheese?
Cheddar

What kind of cult would you like to start?
Pass

In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
A revolution. An age.

First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
Oye Hoye

If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
Pass

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

What has been your favourite movie of the year, so far?

What movie(s) are you looking forward to the most this year?

If you were allowed to listen to the music of only one artist, who would it be and why?

Your favourite album of the year?

Your favourite song of the year?

Since you're a league manager on the forums, here's a weird one: Which other user's league idea do you wish you had instead of them?

If you could swap your time on the forums with another user for one day, who would it be and why?

If a movie were to be based on your life, what would it be called and who would portray you?

Is hotdog a type of sandwich?

In your opinion, which comic book superhero/villain has the coolest origin story?

 

[Perfect Square]

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What has been your favourite movie of the year, so far?
Watched few old movies this year as well. Jumanji was great though.

What movie(s) are you looking forward to the most this year?
Incredibles 2, The Grinch and Jurassic World.

If you were allowed to listen to the music of only one artist, who would it be and why?
Pass

Your favourite album of the year?
Pass

Your favourite song of the year?
Pass

Since you're a league manager on the forums, here's a weird one: Which other user's league idea do you wish you had instead of them?
Aislabie's Cricket Dynasty and swacker's Cricket Coach 14 tour and world cup.

If you could swap your time on the forums with another user for one day, who would it be and why?
MattW. Obviously he's the admin and owner. Want to see how things go in that position.

If a movie were to be based on your life, what would it be called and who would portray you?
Commonly Uncommon - Christopher Pine.

Is hotdog a type of sandwich?
No.

In your opinion, which comic book superhero/villain has the coolest origin story?
Thor.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

@Perfect Square

When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?

What would you name your boat if you had one?

What will finally break the internet?

What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?

Which fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real life?

What is the best and worst purchases you’ve ever made?

Do you think Caroline is very energetic?

What makes Caroline so bloody great?

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?

What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?

Do you think Caroline will read these answers?

Caroline is the best person on this forum?

Why is Caroline so dam wonderful?

When do you think Caroline will become staff on this forum?

What’s a body part that you wouldn’t mind losing?

What’s the worst commercial you’ve recently seen? Why is it so bad?

What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?

 

[Perfect Square]

@Perfect Square

When did you screw everything up, but no one ever found out it was you?
A couple of times. Don't want to disclose details.

What would you name your boat if you had one?
ARK.

What will finally break the internet?
Sharks did.

What celebrity would you rate as a perfect 10?
No one.

Which fictional character would be the most boring to meet in real life?
Batman

What is the best and worst purchases you’ve ever made?
Pass.

Do you think Caroline is very energetic?
Guess so.

What makes Caroline so bloody great?
Top in AMAs.

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?
Pass.

What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?
Pass.

Do you think Caroline will read these answers?
Then why she asked these in the first place?

Caroline is the best person on this forum?
Pass.

Why is Caroline so dam wonderful?

Spoiler: .

Top in AMAs.

When do you think Caroline will become staff on this forum?
08/2019

What’s a body part that you wouldn’t mind losing?
Pass.

What’s the worst commercial you’ve recently seen? Why is it so bad?
Pass.

What is the dumbest way you’ve been injured?
Pass.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

When do you think Caroline will become staff on this forum?
08/2019

You know what you're talking about x

 

[Perfect Square]

You know what you're talking about x

Absolutely.