'And now the moment everyone's been waiting for. Atul Sharma, hyped as the fastest bowler ever is at the end of his run-up about to bowl to Kevin Pietersen. This is a huge moment and could mark the start of a career that will rewrite the history books. Here he comes...107 miles per hour! Oh my! It was so fast you didn't even see it pitch! Oh wait...that's because it didn't pitch...it was a beamer that's hit KP. It's knocked him down and he' not moving. His neck looks twisted out of shape and the ball's split open. There's blood pooling from his helmet. Ah, he's dead. Kevin Pietersen is dead. Well, that's the end of what could have been a promising career for Atul Sharna.'