Jaztheman
Chairman of Selectors
It has been reported that James Edmonds, currently a Manchester Divided star batsman, has been seen fuming from strip club to strip club, in a rage as he attempts to calm down. All his stress and rightful anger has stemmed from an abomination of a kit that was recently posted by Co-Owner ZoraxDoom. Edmonds posted about his disgust at the utter terrible kit and was met with criticism from his owner.
James Edmonds has been leading a poll in the team thread for captain but has made a lengthy press release stating that he is considering leaving the kit, to somewhere that doesn't try and act as a representative for a gay community, and somewhere were they are not colour blind.
"I'm annoyed first of all by Zorax's obnoxious nature and his annoying behaviour behind the scene. Many people don't see what happens behind doors, and they're the lucky ones. He's a terrible personality and is always attempting to be funny, with most of his efforts going in vein. Not only does he annoy me to no ends on and off the forum, he then goes on to post a kit after I stated I hated pink, with other members of the team also stating their concern via MSN. He had to go and do it anyway didn't he? Being the dimwit that he is.
I'm not happy, not one bit. I'm devastated, angry, concerned for his well being and generally annoyed to a great extent. I've just viewed his recent reply that says I should suck up and get on with the kit, despite other members of the team showing their discomfort with the kit as well. This just angers my frustration even more. I'm definitely thinking of resigning and am thinking of leaving the club, to a team that has standards as a gay kit is below me. Highveld, Vatican and Dublin will all be a great move for me as I am not enjoying my time here, any way you look at it. If any team would like to try and transfer me after the member draft then please post in this thread as I am looking for a quick move. The quicker the better. I don't want to stay in this pig sty for a moment longer. I would say thankyou for having me here, but they should be thanking me. A terrible, feminine, unreal club."
James Edmonds then walked out of the press room, slamming the door behind him as his emotions seem to come to the surface the more he got on with the press release. Manchester Divided had much to thank Edmonds for last season as he was one of the best batsmen in the team and was a very active player that was indispensable to the team. However, it seems that is not all fair in love and war. Will Edmonds leave, which he so evidently wants to? Or will he not be allowed to by owners Chez and Zoraxis? This is not what Manchester Divided need on their search for their second consecutive title.
James Edmonds has been leading a poll in the team thread for captain but has made a lengthy press release stating that he is considering leaving the kit, to somewhere that doesn't try and act as a representative for a gay community, and somewhere were they are not colour blind.
"I'm annoyed first of all by Zorax's obnoxious nature and his annoying behaviour behind the scene. Many people don't see what happens behind doors, and they're the lucky ones. He's a terrible personality and is always attempting to be funny, with most of his efforts going in vein. Not only does he annoy me to no ends on and off the forum, he then goes on to post a kit after I stated I hated pink, with other members of the team also stating their concern via MSN. He had to go and do it anyway didn't he? Being the dimwit that he is.
I'm not happy, not one bit. I'm devastated, angry, concerned for his well being and generally annoyed to a great extent. I've just viewed his recent reply that says I should suck up and get on with the kit, despite other members of the team showing their discomfort with the kit as well. This just angers my frustration even more. I'm definitely thinking of resigning and am thinking of leaving the club, to a team that has standards as a gay kit is below me. Highveld, Vatican and Dublin will all be a great move for me as I am not enjoying my time here, any way you look at it. If any team would like to try and transfer me after the member draft then please post in this thread as I am looking for a quick move. The quicker the better. I don't want to stay in this pig sty for a moment longer. I would say thankyou for having me here, but they should be thanking me. A terrible, feminine, unreal club."
James Edmonds then walked out of the press room, slamming the door behind him as his emotions seem to come to the surface the more he got on with the press release. Manchester Divided had much to thank Edmonds for last season as he was one of the best batsmen in the team and was a very active player that was indispensable to the team. However, it seems that is not all fair in love and war. Will Edmonds leave, which he so evidently wants to? Or will he not be allowed to by owners Chez and Zoraxis? This is not what Manchester Divided need on their search for their second consecutive title.