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i was searching for Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside (Benny Benassi Remix), b/c i have the live version i wanted the clear one. and i found this. its pretty funny to me. others found it funny too... check it out >> Red Hot Chili Peppers - Otherside (Benny Benassi Remix)
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oh lol!!!
that was a funny one!!
fear_09 added 2 Minutes and 28 Seconds later...
funny but too violent...
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.
"The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy.
"The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up!"
This is for all my Brown Bloods in here! Enjoy 
Medical Terminology
Little is known of the "deviant" desi that once applied to Med School.
Listed below are the results of his entrance exam dug up from some ancient
archives. Needless to say he didn't make it... (surprising, isn't it!!)
FUNNY MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
Computer Programming: Filmi Style
* DO loop
Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
bhi rahega
* IF THEN ELSE
Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.
* RETURN statement
aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
* Procedure call
aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
* malloc()
Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?
* exit(), suspend
Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
* for(;
, the infinite loop
hum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
gaate rahenge hum tum...
* [remote login:]
tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do
* [ network busy ]
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...
* Two Recursive functions calling each other
muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
tum, pahle tum.....
* extern variable
hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
pyar se mila hum usike ho liye
* static/local variable
Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan
Medical Terminology
Little is known of the "deviant" desi that once applied to Med School.
Listed below are the results of his entrance exam dug up from some ancient
archives. Needless to say he didn't make it... (surprising, isn't it!!)
FUNNY MEDICAL TERMINOLOGY
Benign.........................What you be after you be eight.
Antibody.......................Against everyone.
Artery.........................The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
Benign.........................what you be after you be eight
Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................made eye contact with her
Cesarean Section...............A district in Rome.
Colic..........................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
Congenital.....................Friendly
D&C............................Where Washington is.
Dilate.........................To live longer.
Enema..........................Not a friend.
ER.............................the things on your head that you hear with
Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.........................A small lie.
Genes..........................Blue denim slacks
G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
Hemorrhoid.....................A male from outer space
Impotent.......................distinguished, well known
Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...........................I knew it.
Organ Transplant...............what you do to your piano when you move
Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear......................A fatherhood test.
Paralyze.......................Two far-fetched stories
Pathalogical...................A reasonable way to go
Pharmacist.....................Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
Protein........................In favor of young people
Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.........................Almost killed him
Red Blood Count................Dracula
Rheumatic......................Amorous
Secretion......................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor.
Tablet.........................A small table.
Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport.
Tibia..........................Country in North Africa
Triple Bypass..................Better than a quarterback sneak
Tumor..........................More than one, an extra pair
Urine..........................Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose.......................Near by/close by
Vein...........................Conceited
Antibody.......................Against everyone.
Artery.........................The study of fine paintings.
Bacteria.......................Back door to cafeteria.
Barium.........................What doctors do when patients die.
Benign.........................what you be after you be eight
Catscan........................Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize......................made eye contact with her
Cesarean Section...............A district in Rome.
Colic..........................A sheep dog.
Coma...........................A punctuation mark.
Congenital.....................Friendly
D&C............................Where Washington is.
Dilate.........................To live longer.
Enema..........................Not a friend.
ER.............................the things on your head that you hear with
Fester.........................Quicker than someone else.
Fibula.........................A small lie.
Genes..........................Blue denim slacks
G.I.Series.....................World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail.......................What you hang your coat on.
Hemorrhoid.....................A male from outer space
Impotent.......................distinguished, well known
Labor Pain.....................Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff..................A Doctor's cane.
Morbid.........................A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates.......................Cheaper than day rates.
Node...........................I knew it.
Organ Transplant...............what you do to your piano when you move
Outpatient.....................A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear......................A fatherhood test.
Paralyze.......................Two far-fetched stories
Pathalogical...................A reasonable way to go
Pharmacist.....................Person who makes a living dealing in agriculture
Pelvis.........................Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative.................A letter carrier.
Protein........................In favor of young people
Recovery Room..................Place to do upholstery.
Rectum.........................Almost killed him
Red Blood Count................Dracula
Rheumatic......................Amorous
Secretion......................Hiding something
Seizure........................Roman emperor.
Tablet.........................A small table.
Terminal Illness...............Getting sick at the airport.
Tibia..........................Country in North Africa
Triple Bypass..................Better than a quarterback sneak
Tumor..........................More than one, an extra pair
Urine..........................Opposite of "you're out"
Varicose.......................Near by/close by
Vein...........................Conceited
Computer Programming: Filmi Style
* DO loop
Sau saal pehle, mujhe tumse pyaar tha Aaj bhi hai, aur kal
bhi rahega
* IF THEN ELSE
Tum agar mujhko na chaaho to koi baat nahin Magar kisi aur
ko chaahogi to mushkil hogi.
* RETURN statement
aa laut ke aaja mere meet tujhe mere geet bulaate hain
* Procedure call
aaja re ab mera dil pukaara
* malloc()
Yaad kiya dilne kahan ho tum?
* exit(), suspend
Ruk jaa o jaane waali ruk jaa
* for(;
, the infinite loophum tum, yug yug se ye geet milan ke gaate rahe hain,
gaate rahenge hum tum...
* [remote login:]
tumse kuchh kehna hai, gar tum kuch kehne do
* [ network busy ]
suno - kaho, kaha - suna, kucha huwa kya? abhee to nahin...
* Two Recursive functions calling each other
muze kuch kahana hein, muze bhee kuch kahena hein pahle
tum, pahle tum.....
* extern variable
hum hein rahee pyaar ke, humse kucha bhee na boliye jo bhee
pyar se mila hum usike ho liye
* static/local variable
Jeena yahaan, marna yahaan iske siwa jaana kahan
Toooooo Lllong!!
A man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech.
After his consultation and exam, the doctor schedules him for surgery to shorten his penis a remarkable seven inches, leaving seven in place.
The patient says, " Dddoctor, ddo yyyooou tthhink I willll bbbe hhapppy aafterr tthhe ssssurggery?"
The doctor assures him he'll find the normal life easier to deal with and the surgery is performed.
But at the post-operative visit, the patient says, "Doctor, I can't believe I lost my studder since the surgery! It is remarkable. But, I have to say I do miss the extra length! Is there anyway you could re-attach what you took
off?"
"Nnnooooo wwwaaayyyyy!," replied the doctor!
A man goes to a doctor because he thinks his penis is simply way too long. It makes it hard to get into clothes comfortably; it sometimes scares the ladies too. It also seems to impair his speech.
After his consultation and exam, the doctor schedules him for surgery to shorten his penis a remarkable seven inches, leaving seven in place.
The patient says, " Dddoctor, ddo yyyooou tthhink I willll bbbe hhapppy aafterr tthhe ssssurggery?"
The doctor assures him he'll find the normal life easier to deal with and the surgery is performed.
But at the post-operative visit, the patient says, "Doctor, I can't believe I lost my studder since the surgery! It is remarkable. But, I have to say I do miss the extra length! Is there anyway you could re-attach what you took
off?"
"Nnnooooo wwwaaayyyyy!," replied the doctor!
