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[McLOVIN]

You have to follow the instructions very closely.Do not cheat.

Answer the questions as you go along. There are only 3 questions. Get pencil and paper to write your answers as you go along.

This is an honest questionnaire that will tell you a lot about your true self.




Write down following five animals name in the order of your preference.

a. Cow
b. Tiger
c. Sheep
d. Horse
e. Pig

(Stop)



Write one word that describes each one of the following: ( For example, dog = fierce , cat = soft , rat = dirty )


a)Dog
b)Cat
c)Rat
d)Coffee
f) Sea


(Stop)



Think of someone (who also knows you and is important to you) that you can relate to the following colors ( Name just one person for each color.)

Yellow

Orange

Red

White
Green

(Stop)












Look at the interpretations below:

Item # 1: This will define your priorities in your life.

Cow Signifies CAREER

Tiger Signifies PRIDE

Sheep Signifies LOVE

Horse Signifies FAMILY

Pig Signifies MONEY







Item # 2:

Your description of dog implies YOUR OWN PERSONALITY.

Your description of cat implies the personality of your PARTNER.

Your description of rat implies the personality of your ENEMIES.

Your description of coffee is how you interpret SEX.

Your description of the Sea implies your own LIFE.





Item # 3:

Yellow: Someone you will never forget

Orange: Someone you consider your true friend

Red: Someone that you really love

White: Your twin soul

Green: Someone that you will remember for the rest of your life



Leave a Comment and Tell Us What Was Your Order...

 

[katty]

its funny

 

[Niv]

It failed completely XD

My personality is Canine, I don't have a partner or any enemies (coincedence? ) And my life is wet.

 

[McLOVIN]

ok scene only 2 people comment on that...moving on...

 

[Leggie]

Lol at the aboves. The questions one was really good, altough my results were really dodgy.

 

[McLOVIN]

yeah mine didnt match with me either

 

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Most Recent Home Made Hit - D.A.D

David After Dentist

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Remix of D.A.D!

 

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[McLOVIN]

Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"

Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"

Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"

Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.

The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"

Paul says, "All over your back!"

 

[McLOVIN]

Osama Bin-Laden sent George Bush a coded message to let him know he's still alive:

-- 3 7 O H S S V --
-- O 7 7 3 H --

Bush is baffled and even the FBI, CIA and NSA can't decipher it. They ask Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 replies:

"Tell the President hes holding te message upside down".

 

[McLOVIN]

Weird/Funny City Names

1
Cockburn, Western Australia
Although this name is often pronounced "Coburn" by those who stand to lose from its awfulness, who actually reads that when they see this word? Oh, how it burns.

2
Twatt, Orkney, Shetland Islands, Scotland
The Shetland Islands, pronounced "Shitland Islands" by the locals. Oh the pride...

3
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapok-
aiwhenuakitanatahu, New Zealand
Locals call this hill in Hawke's Bay "Taumata" because... Well. Just because.
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4
Muff, Ireland
They have a town called Muff. Har har har.

5
Looneyville, Texas, United States
Little Looneyville was named for storekeeper John Looney in the early 1870s. But who gives a ****. This is a hilarious name for a town in the state that brought us Dallas, the Bush Twins and Waco. How awkward must that be when you go to college? "Hey guys, my name's Johnny and I'm from Looneyville!"

6
Titty Hill, Sussex, England
Falling squarely into the extensive Stupid Place Names From England category, Titty Hill is probably located just north of...

7
Thong, Kent, England
Which actually is south-east of...

8
Gravesend, Kent, England
Oh, come on, England. Graves End? What a nasty, depressing little name. You could have at least gone all the way with this one and called it Corpse Feet.

9
Wetwang, Yorkshire... yep! England again!
It's an old country. You know, if the United States is Google, then England is IBM. Their country is older than freakin dirt. They can't be blamed for having names that sound funny in 2007. But this is kind of ridiculous. Wetwang? I'm surprised they don't have towns called Squishy Vagina or Infected Scrotum.

10
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
If I were mayor of Spread Eagle, I'd be making diplomatic advances towards the city leaders over in Wetwang to form a Sister-City relationship. Or maybe more of a Platonic-Friends-City relationship. After that, we'd just take thing slow and see what happened.

11
Bald Knob, Arkansas, United States
Well, I guess it's better than Hairy Knob. I assume England already has that one covered.

12
Cockup, Cumbria, England
Cumbria is a county in the very north-west of England. What the backwoods of Alabama are to America is what Cumbria is to Britain. They talk funny up there. Thus, it isn't thoroughly surprising that they have a town called Cockup. What do you call someone from this place? A Cockupper? Cockupeleite? Cockuppian? Cockupican? I suppose it's mildly better than Wetwangger.

13
Whiskey Dick Mountain, Washington State, United States
As hard as America tries, it can't compete with Britain's high standards. This was a good effort, though. Well done, Washington.

14
Hookersville, West Virginia
Undoubtedly named before "hooker" meant "prostitute who picks men up on street corners," Hookersville combines two crimes of place-naming. One, a dirty sounding adjective (they couldn't have chosen "Pleasant"? "Sunny"? "Happy"?) And two, they added "ville" to the end of the town's name. Affixing "ville" to the end of a town's name is like dressing your silly little dog in a cardigan and letting him carry his leash around in his mouth. It just makes the poor animal look stupid.

15
Hell, Michigan, United States
The people in this town at least seem to have a good sense of humor about their home's unfortunate name. Although, I'm sure there's some midwestern idiots in Hell who get all offended and defensive when the town shows up on lists like this. I'm looking forward to reading their insightful emails and comments.

16
Toad Suck, Arkansas, United States
So that's what they do down in the big AR.

17
Middelfart, Denmark
I guess it's not so funny to them, but how do we know that "Seattle" doesn't mean "Big Fat Stinking Turd" in Danish? That's right, we don't. And it probably does.

18
Horneytown, North Carolina, United States
Its proximity to Hookersville, West Virginia is no coincidence. I also assume that, like Hookersville, the naming of Horneytown took place before "horney" meant "aching for a hot piece of ass" with an extra "e". But I'm starting to wonder why, pride and tradition aside, the townspeople in these little places never saw it fit to change their homes' names? Do they enjoy being ridiculed by the entire English-speaking world?


19
Shitterton, Dorset, England
I wonder if they bleep out the first part of Shitterton's name if it's mentioned on the Disney Channel?

20
Disappointment, Kentucky, United States
Le sigh. Never mind. You live in a small town in Kentucky. At least it was appropriately named.

21
fliping, Austria
The idiots who live in fliping, Austria had a vote in 2004 to determine whether or not they should change the town's name, and you know what they did? They voted against it, preferring instead to put up with international ridicule, numerous stolen road-signs and horrific Google results.

22
Whakapapa
Why is this the worst place name in the world? In Maori, the native language of New Zealand, the "wh" sound is pronounced "f". Say it aloud in your office and see what happens.

 

[fear_09]

dude ur jokes r really LOL!!!