Draft: No Cricketers Allowed - Everyone can go ahead and finish their teams now!

Aislabie

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Round One - Commences Wednesday 4th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Kim Jong-Il
@AliB - Roshan Singh Sodhi
@CerealKiller - John Cena
@DalePlaysSports - Batman
@Dutch - Inspector Gadget
@El Loco - Thor Odinson
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates - Superman
@Na Maloom Afraad - Julius Caesar

Round Two - Commences Thursday 5th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - LEGO Batman
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco - Noo-Noo
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad


Round Four - Commences Saturday 7th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad



Round Seven - Commences Tuesday 10th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Eight - Commences Wednesday 11th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Nine - Commences Thursday 12th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad


Round Eleven - Commences Saturday 14th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad


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LEGO Batman RIGHT-HANDED BATSMAN
So obviously @DalePlaysSports has picked Batman, but I can go one better. LEGO Batman has all the benefits of Batman, but he's much better at blocking. He slots into my side as a specialist opening batsman.

@Aislabie 's XI
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:ar: Kim Jong Il :c: (RHB, RF)
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Ed Smith

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1. :usa: Batman :bat::c:
6. :usa:Doctor Octopus :wkb:

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Guy with 6 arms has to be an idea candidate for a wicketkeeper. Also, the range of shots he could pull off make him a solid batting option too. May actually move up the order, but can slot in at 6 for now.
 
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Dutch

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We were going for Keaton Jennings as he falls under the category of non-cricketer perfectly but on the way to the audition he tripped over his own bottom lip and ended upside down whilst unfortunately being skewered by Barry Manilow’s nose piercing.

We have therefor gone for possibly the best opening batswoman in the whole draft:

Please welcome Geoffrey Boycott's mum holding a stick of rhubarb; she is willing to graft, spend time in the middle and will look to book into a bed and breakfast on any wicket! “I’ll ‘ave thee balls for tea, sonny lad!”

Geoffrey Boycott's Mum on the way to the nets:



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@Dutch 's XI: Sergeant Majors Lonely Farts Club Band

1. :eng::bat:Geoffrey Boycott's Mum
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7. :eng: :wk: Inspector Gadget
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ShamiLoverGlipGlops

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Introducing Count Olaf!​
Team Ugly Ass Hatters

A criminal fugitive mastermind who changes his appearances so very often. His change of appearance helps him cricket as well, is he a batsman? Will he be a bowler next? Who knows! Starting as a wicket keeper!
  1. :bat:
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  4. :wkb: Count Olaf​
  5. :bat:
  6. :ar:
  7. :ar:
  8. :bwl:
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  10. :bwl:
  11. :bwl:
 

ShamiLoverGlipGlops

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Introducing Ugly Ass Hatters' captain Michael Scott. He does not need any introduction and legend has it that he was Don Bradman in his previous life. Having died at 99.99 average, he decided to be a mediocre Dundee awardee manager at Dunder Mifflin. He will be leading the team as well as the batting unit. He aims to average exactly 9.99 in this life.

  1. :bat: Michael Scott :goldo::goldo::goldo::c:
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  4. :wkb: Count Olaf
  5. :bat:
  6. :ar:
  7. :ar:
  8. :bwl:
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  10. :bwl:
  11. :bwl:
 

El Loco

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Argentinosaurus

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This gargantuan sauropod is the largest land mammal to have ever roamed this planet. With his long neck he will be able survey the entire field and easily pick out gaps while also having an impenetrable gate owing to his gigantic frame. He is guaranteed to be able to stay at the crease for extended periods of time (considering his body spans over the entire length of it) whilst also keeping the scoreboard ticking, an ideal pick for number 3.
However this as well as a blessing could also prove to be a bit of a hindrance as due to his lumbering size he will have to have someone run for him, stay tuned to find out who that might be.

1. :nor::bat: Thor Odinson :c:
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3. :arg::bat: Argentinosaurus
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11. :eng::wk: Noo-noo
 

Aislabie

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Round One - Commences Wednesday 4th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Kim Jong-Il
@AliB - Roshan Singh Sodhi
@CerealKiller - John Cena
@DalePlaysSports - Batman
@Dutch - Inspector Gadget
@El Loco - Thor Odinson
@EyeInTheSky - Count Olaf
@Master Bates - Superman
@Na Maloom Afraad - Julius Caesar

Round Two - Commences Thursday 5th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - LEGO Batman
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports - Doctor Octopus
@Dutch - Geoffrey Boycott's Mum
@El Loco - Noo-Noo
@EyeInTheSky - Michael Scott
@Master Bates - Ben 10
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Three - Commences Friday 6th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Automatic Wickie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco - Argentinosaurus
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Four - Commences Saturday 7th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad



Round Seven - Commences Tuesday 10th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Eight - Commences Wednesday 11th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Nine - Commences Thursday 12th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad


Round Eleven - Commences Saturday 14th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad


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Automatic Wickie LAST MAN STANDS
When it comes to who takes on the most important role in the fielding unit, there can only be one winner. This giant of Australian backyard cricket finally gets a chance in the big leagues. Fully prepared to stand up to the stumps against all bowlers, and when he does he covers an entire slips cordon. Has never dropped a catch, never conceded a bye, and because he doesn't actually exist in the batting order, the team's last batsman carries on as a last man standing.

@Aislabie 's XI
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:bat: LEGO Batman (RHB)
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:ar: Kim Jong Il :c: (RHB, RF)
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:wk: Automatic Wickie (LMS)
 

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1. :usa: Batman :bat::c:
6. :usa:Doctor Octopus :wkb:
11. :eng: BatFast B2s bowling simulator :bwl:

With it's ability to impersonate everyone, from 100mph Mitchel Johnson yorkers to Shane Warne's leg spin, this is an ideal candidate to come in and open the bowling, its inability to hold a bat necessitates taking the number 11 slot however.
 
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Dutch

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Coming in at number 11 with frightening pace and accuracy: the Large Hadron Collider.

Not only will this thing bowl at close to light speed it will also bowl within a nano molecule on the top of off stump whilst creating a corridor of uncertainty actually wider than the known universe.

The only downside is that match day tends to cause rogue black holes around Geneva. But the Swiss have large stockpiles of Toblerone to remedy that.

It has been known that if the Large Hadron Collider bowls a no-ball, a very rare occurrence, spontaneous wormholes appear.

One still remembers with affection the time when due to such an occurrence a delegation from the planet Zog suddenly appeared at short leg wondering what the heck was going on.

However great cheer was had by all when Zoggob Barfmallow, third engineer on the Zog Starship Gobwoolah II took a stunning catch using just 6 of his ample tentacles.




Oliver Molotovcocktail, the unfortunate kitman of the Large Hadron Collider on his neverending rounds


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Dutch 's XI: Sergeant Majors Lonely Farts Club Band

1. :eng::bat:Geoffrey Boycott's Mum
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7. :eng: :wk: Inspector Gadget
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11. :den::bwl: Large Hadron Collider
 

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For Ben 10, I will only be writing one line that he is actually an all-rounder with all the aliens he can become. Superman will be more of a part time bowler as his batting will be more in focus. Now let's move to my third pick.

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The Flash

If you think of Flash, you think of pace. Lots of pace. Flash won't be swinging the ball. He will bowl as fast as he can and hurry the batsmen with pace. Reminds me of a certain Pakistani bowler. With his speed, he will field the ball in a zap. I mean, he can literally run batsmen out during their run as he is so quick that they won't be able to take even a single. I am not sure about his batting abilities as he definitely has timing (he will plenty of second to play the shot no matter how quick the ball is) but does not has the power game in him. He will bat at 7 for now. His main job is bowl quick like Akhtar and terrify the opposition batsman!




1. :usa: :ar: Superman - Right-arm fast


4. :usa: :ar: Ben 10 - Any type of bowling


7. :usa: :bwl: The Flash
 

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Introducing Bob Marley! We need some Caribbean flavor and he will also be Team Ugly Ass Haters spin bowling fast allrounder! Sorry I am high! He will be Ugly Ass Haters spin bowling all rounder!

Team Ugly Ass Haters

  1. :bat: Michael Scott :goldo::goldo::goldo::c:
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  4. :wkb: Count Olaf
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  6. :ar:
  7. :ar: Bob Marley
  8. :bwl:
  9. :bwl:
  10. :bwl:
  11. :bwl:
 

Na Maloom Afraad

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DOCTOR MANHATTAN
:ar: AMBIDEXTROUS BATSMAN; AMBIDEXTROUS BOWLER

"I have walked across the surface of the sun. I have witnessed events so tiny and so fast, they could hardly be said to have occurred at all." - Dr. Manhattan

Doctor Manhattan is a near-omnipotent being that came into existence because of an accident in an 'intrinsic fields' separator in the United States of America.
The big dogs at Washington named him after the Manhattan Project because of the ominous association it would raise in America's enemies during World War II.
He is a self-sustaining quantum being with cosmic awareness. He can alter the laws of physics and reality itself. He can manipulate matter on a subatomic level.
Including the particles that make himself, allowing to duplicate himself endlessly. With each duplicate being a completely separate sentient version of himself.

He can infuse his duplicates into himself with zero side-effects. His command over the laws of time and space give him the ability to mentally time-travel at will.
Not only that, Doctor Manhattan can also see the past, present and future from an outside perspective. In the same way you and I would look at a scroll or a book.
Other powers of his include inter-dimensional travelling, existing in multiple universes simultaneously, as well as flight, hyper-speed, telekinesis, teleportation...
...superhuman strength, enhanced senses, size alteration with a capacity to grow or shrink quickly with no effects on other abilities and much, much more.
Oh, and did I mention that he has a genius-level intellect and is essentially immortal? Put it all together, and you have yourself a near-omnipotent god-like being.

- Dr. Manhattan is the strongest player in the team. He will play wherever he is needed, and will bowl ALL of his overs.

NA MALOOM AFRAAD's XI

5/6 - :ar: Doctor Manhattan
6/7 - :bat: Julius Caesar :c:
 
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Na Maloom Afraad

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SPEEDY GONZALES
:bwl: RIGHT-HANDED BATSMAN; RIGHT-ARM FAST

"Arriba, Arriba! Ándale, Ándale!" - Speedy Gonzales

"The Fastest Mouse in all Mexico"; with his major trait being the ability to run extremely fast. Being a mouse gives him a major advantage as a batsman as well.
The fact that he's about ankle-high means that almost every delivery bowled to him will be an overhead no-ball, providing his team with plenty of runs in extras.
He'll still be able to connect with those deliveries given how fast he is, tho. He can sneak through for quick runs with ease, and put the fielders under pressure.

One of the fastest-bowlers in the 'No Cricketers Allowed' league, right there alongside The Flash. Connecting with his deliveries is downright impossible for anyone.

- Speedy Gonzales' super-speed provides him with immense pace, making him one of the fastest bowlers in all of cricket.

NA MALOOM AFRAAD's XI

5/6 - :ar: Doctor Manhattan
6/7 - :bat: Julius Caesar :c:
8/9 - :bwl: Speedy Gonzales
 
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