Official World Cup Jokes Thread

[usy]

OK, let me start off , you can post some too, remember we have recpect for every nation, and it's just some JOKES.


Q: What does a Spain fan do when his team has won the World Cup?
A: He turns off the Playstation.

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Q: What?s the difference between Portugal and a tea bag?
A: A tea bag stays longer in the cup.

OK I found this joke, but I don't get it

It is the world cup qualifiers in 2006 Brazil vs Scotland Carlos says "We can't be bothered to play Scotland they are to easy".
"I'll take them on single handedly" Ronaldo said. "You go to the pub."

So later on they check the score Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

Scotland 0
Then they turn it of later on they say "the game should be finished check the score". Ronaldo 1 10:00 mins

Scotland 1 89:00 mins
Then Ronaldo comes down and says "I let you down" NO you didn't you got a draw Carlos said "No I did I got sent of in the 12th minute.

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REAL REASON ARGENTINA LOST WORLD CUP

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A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.

As he sits down,another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"This is incredible!" says the other man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final, the biggest sporting event, and not use it?"

"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else, a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No. They're all at the funeral."

 

[hondeyho]

That Queen one is rather disturbing - what if she turned nasty after a few

 

[usy]

oh, realized now, posted at wrong forum, really sorry mods.

 

[Left_Hander]

The Spanish ones are funny. Picture of the Queen was unusal.

 

[aitzaz]

Worldcup jokes!

well worldcup is here and here are a few jokes from me! hope they arent reposts!

Q: What is common between between a 3 pin plug and the Saudi football team? A: They're both useless in Worldcup!

Q: What do you get if you cross a footballer and a mythical puppet?A: A centaur forward.

 

[afridi25]

Mate there is already a forum with world cup jokes in made by Usy. Mods eiter close this or mould it in with the old one in the never ending topics forum

 

[duffarama]

Threads 'moulded.' :cool:
Good find.

 

[blackleopard92]

intresting queen u got there

 

[embi]

intresting queen u got there

Queeny, Queeny, Queenys on the ball!

Thats an annoying phrase my mum says randomly.

 

[blackleopard92]

Queeny, Queeny, Queenys on the ball!

Thats an annoying phrase my mum says randomly.

maybe she is implying rooney.

 

[Skater]

I heard the joke from a family member today, I forgot that it was already on the first post. Sorry!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

What is the difference between England and Saudi Arabia?
Oh, about 7000 Km.

 

[usy]

Skateboarder i already posted that on first post lol, but it's still funny, LMAO.

 

[nightprowler10]

OK I found this joke, but I don't get it

I think it means that even though Ronaldo got sent off in the 12th minute, and the field was all their's, Scotland still couldn't score more than just one goal.

 

[Ritwik]

That Queen one is rather disturbing - what if she turned nasty after a few

Lol! That's the best on this thread!