nice one..kamran
An American, a Frenchman and a Sardar were having dinner together with
their girlfriends.
The American said, 'Pass me the honey, my honey!'
While the French said, 'Pass me the sugar my sugar!'
Wanting to impress his girlfriend with his own beautiful language the
sardar said, 'Pass me the milk, cow!'
The Right Step
Two drunk, Santa and Banta, were walking along a dirt road one day when they came upon a pile of some brown stuff on the ground.
?Is that *beep*, Banta?? Santa said.
?I don?t really know.? Responded Banta as he bent over, ?it smells like *beep*.?
Santa leaned in and dipped his finger into the mysterious pile. ?It feels like *beep*!?
Banta too dipped his finger into the mysterious pile and without hesitation shoved the finger in his mouth. ?Sure tastes like *beep*, buddy! I think it?s definitely *beep*.?
?Hooooeee!? Responded Santa, ?Good thing we didn?t step in it!?
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Slow down
A motorcycle cop on patrol watched as Banta in a car slowed down at a stop sign, without coming to a complete stop, then sped off.
The motorcycle cop pulled the vehicle over and approached Banta.
?Sir, can I please see your license and rgistration.?
Banta replies, ?Not until you tell me what the heck I did wrong, Officer.?
The officer explain, ?You didn`t come to a complete stop at the stop sign a few blocks back.?
?Let me guess,? said Banta, ?all the wine shops are closed today!?
?Sir, I`m going to overlook that last comment. Now, if you would please show me your license and registration.?
Banta counters, ?Not until you tell me the difference between slowing down and coming to a complete stop.?
?Sir, step out of the car.?
As Banta reluctantly gets out of his car, the officer begins beating him over the head with his nightstick and exclaims, ?Now, sir, would you like me to slow down or come to a complete stop!?
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Care Full Driver
As Raj was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife?s voice urgently warning him, ?Buta-jee, I just heard on the news that there?s a car going the wrong way on the motorway you are on.
Please be careful!? ?It?s not just one car,? said Buta Singh. ?It?s hundreds of them!?
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Blind Date
Banta sets up Santa to go on a blind date with a friend of his. But Santa is a little worried about going out with someone he?s never seen before.
?What do I do if she?s ugly?? says Santa, ?I?ll be stuck with her all night.
?Don?t worry,? Banta says, ?just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don?t just shout ?Aaaaaaaaauuuuuuuggghhh!? and fake an asthma attack.
?So that night, Santa knocks at the girl?s door and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He?s about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts: ?"Aaaaaaaaaaauuugguuughhh!?