ahmed shah
International Coach
Practical exam, and legs test
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird?s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
?DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU?ll face problem?
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
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But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
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Retail Price: Rs 30/-
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband?s coat from 20 meters,
but can?t see a pillar from 2 meters
Miss use of english
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
?Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure?
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
?Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching?
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house?
still he was in jail??.why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go?
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A white horse fell in the mud
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
while parking a car . . . :-D
In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird?s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.
READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
?DONT OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK othrwise YOU?ll face problem?
Man finished the book with great fear but didnt open the last page.
.
.
.
But,after a week,
Out of curiousity he opend the last page and..
he almost fainted to see..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Retail Price: Rs 30/-
Fact about women:
They can see a hair of a girl
on their husband?s coat from 20 meters,
but can?t see a pillar from 2 meters
Miss use of english
Misuse of English!
A Diagram in A Book Was Not Clear
So da Teacher Drew The Diagram On Da Blackboard
&
said:
?Dont Look At The Book Figure,Look At My Figure?
Life has so much 2 teach us,1 famous Chinese poet said
?Sifgliyo chi chongloma cyona sung una sevol ping pinago ching?
Really touching na?
I almost cried;->
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house?
still he was in jail??.why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
.
.
.
Are you sure?
.
.
.
Ok, here you go?
.
.
.
A white horse fell in the mud
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Dream of receiving jewelry & cloths
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
while parking a car . . . :-D
