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Hey Here are some jokes and i dont mean to be offensive to anybody.
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnge?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
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Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night &
really nobodywas there .... ????
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A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
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Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED & RETIRED!
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to
jail".
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Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper was leaking from...
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Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
Sardar: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did'nt u Xchnge?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower
berth..
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will b there............. Girl goes at night &
really nobodywas there .... ????
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after
Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar-why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r
others running?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
Again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted Sardar named them
TIRED & RETIRED!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence
into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to
jail".
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat ,goes out,
climbs
tree, sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardar:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to
his college.
you know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question
paper was leaking from...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It"s already raining.
Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult
question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.