Planet Crizzle

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You have probably heard of this site, it translates everything in a webpage to gangsta talk ~ or Snoop's language:p

Check out a PlanetCricket Statement translated.


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PlanetCrizzle Statement
Planetcrizzle Admin takes very seriously any statements made by brotha regard'n tha quality of tha mobbin' of tha forums.
We pride ourselves on doing tha job ta tha best of each n every person's abilities n is constantly look'n at ways of dippin' ta furtha ensure tha continued success of PC as tha biggest n bizzy Steppin' website.
So ta this end, tha admins wizzay look closely into all tha comments made, n we hizzle ta end up wit a forum we can be continue ta be proud of . Snoop dogg is in this bitch.

Gangsta we feel we must clarfiy at this stage tha follow'n points ta avoid any furtha confusion tizzy seems ta be bustin' straight from long beach *****:

* Witout any brotha we obviously agree there would be no forum wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. Howeva witout tha admin team there would also be no forum. We is here ta set tha rules n ta ensure we have stizzay who is more T-H-to-tha-izzan capable of enforc'n them. Whilst we gladly welcome feedback, we shall continue ta run tha forum as we see fit ta tha continued benefit of tha forum
* Regardless of whizzay thugz think, there has drug deala been 100% freedom of speech at PC keep'n it real yo. Certain th'n as laid out in tha rules wizzay always be moderated ta ensure tha continued smooth sippin' of tha forums.
* As has been mentioned in tha feedback forum, tha correct procedure fo` complaints is ta PM an admin n we wizzle look into it n git back ta you.
* As has been acutely observed, tha thread in tha feedback forum shows what can happen ta threads tizzle is left unmoderated. Flam'n, squabbl'n etc n this is why we have rules!
* Should any memba unfortunately feel he cannot agree ta abide by tha rules etc then thizzay hustla is obviously free ta leave as they see fit fo' sheezy. They would of course be welcome back as n W-H-to-tha-izzen tha situation should arise


Finally since he has lost tha confidence n respect of both tha staff n adminizzles by mak'n his concerns public instead of mobbin' tizzle privately first it is wit bootylicious reluctance thiznat we mizzay pizzy company wit Duffarama as a S-T-to-tha-izzaff memba� wit da big Bo$$ Dogg. He has been a bootylicious asset ta tha staff n put in a huge amount of work most recently on tha forum upgrade. Gangsta tha forum has ta come first n it was no baller possible fo` Duffarama ta remain on tha S-T-to-tha-izzaff paper'd up.

Many thanks once again fo` yo feedback n continued support of these forums

Planetcrizzle Admin
 
We would like to announce the new Planetcricket rules:

F'um Rules

T' ensure dat your expehiess hehe at Planetcricket.net is as endgoyaggle as posstiggle webuh rekire dat cehtain rules be folled. Gawlly!Please read de rules careful and dorough.

F'ums
1) No Pornographic Matehial: Any sexual orientid imagehy or links t' such content will not be tolehated. Posts wid sexual refehess dat are deemid inappropriate will be deleted.

2) No Warez or Illegal Soffware: Dis inclubes, duuhhhh, but is not restrictid to, linkigg t' piratid soffware, postigg content wid de intent t' encourage such behabiour, 'n suggestigg means drough which such soffware may be obtained.

3) Swebuharigg: Webuh undehstand dat de nature of cehtain topics may be such dat you feel de neid to use profanity t' make your poit, but webuh strong enforce the, uh uh uh, fack dat dis behabiour is not tolehated. Profanity in any f'm will not be tolehated. Any post dat contain swebuharigg will be deleted.

4) No Flamigg: Whilst a membeh of dis commuty your will repeck ebehyone's rite t' an opinion. Duh, you may not, uh, in any f'm, flame a fellow membeh. If you habe issues wid a cehtain pehson, blease sort it out away from the, uh uh uh, forums. Dehe is a zeho-tolehass policy f' posts dat proboke or incite racial, social, and/or religious discriminashun.

5) Spam: Spammigg is charackehisid by de initiashun of dreads or posts dat contriboot nodigg t' a forum, be it off topic or on topic. GEE danks.Exambles inclube: empty messages, duuhhhh, messages wid few words dat habe no relashun t' the, errr, current dread or discusshun 'n dose posts dat state dey are spam, eideh t' annoy or increase a membeh's post count. Use of de pribate messagigg syssem t' spammigg or odehwise distriboot offensibe matehial is strict prohibited. Duh.It is at the, uhhh, discreshun of de Planetcricket Team t' detehmine whedeh somedigg is spam 'n to deal wid any such occurress as seen fit. Duh, howebeh in keepigg wid our lite heartid deme dat Planetcricket f'ums has allays upheld, uh uh uh uh, common sense will allays be appliid as t' what real constititites spam 'n what doesn't. But blease note any such decishuns are not up f' discusshun.

6) Relebass: Posts in a particular f'um must remain relebant. As far as posstiggle, blease try 'n stick t' de inishul intent of a topic. Gawlly!Please also make sure dat when postigg a new topic, it is postid in de appropriate f'um.

7) Adbehtisigg: Adbehtisigg f' odeh message boards 'n sites in dreads will not be pehmittid unless explicit pehmisshun is grantid by de administrashun. Adbehtisigg is pehmittid in F'ums f' de Webuhb f'um & signatures, duuhhhh, as long as it falls widin de regulashuns stipulatid f' signatures.

8) Read Bef'e Postigg: Obbs are dat most dreads habe already been cobehid bef'e you dought of it. Dud dgust check back a day or two t' see if the, duh uhh, topic you're so curious bou' has already been playid out. Uhhh....It sabes your time, uh uh uh, 'n our time; it works out great like dat! COOOL MAN!

9) Accounts 'n Usehnames: No Multible Usehnames. Each membeh crates deir own uke usehname t' suit deir style, uh uh uh, pehsonality 'n dis identifies dem in the, uh uh uh, forum. Membehs shudd not crate multible usehnames t' boice or crate a diffehent identity. Dis can cuz confushun, deceit 'n inconbeniess t' all membehs. If you’re caught doigg dis, duuhhhh, de Administrators or Modehators can ipose penalties such as tempor 'n pehmanent bans on de membeh’s account(s).
Membehs will not normal be allowebuhd t' change deir usehname as dis can also cuz confushun. Uhhh....In cehtain circumstasss such as a usehname beigg shortenid or if you habe extreme good reasons it may be pehmitted. In dis case blease PM an admin. Names which are offensibe in nature are prohibitid as usehnames.

10) No All Caps: Don't post a whole reply/dread in all capital lettehs, GEEEHEEHEEE.Dis is shoootigg on de Innernet 'n isn't considehid behy polite.

11) Use your manual: Dis f'um does not support piracy 'n anyone suspeckid of habigg an illegal copy will not receibe any help. Please do not dehefore post rekests f' any infomashun dat can easy be found in your manual as you will be automatical suspeckid of habigg an illegal behsion.

12) Language: T' do our dgob propeh, staff must be aggle t' read 'n undehstand all posts. T' dis end cudd all posts blease be in English. Duh.Abbishunal blease do not use 'txt spk' as it is can be behy difficult t' undehstand. Uhhh....Posts dat contain text speak may be deleted.

13) Plagiarism: Plagiarism is de ack of takigg de prebious publishid work of odehs 'n passigg it off as your own. Dis is bod dishonest t' the, errr, commuty 'n disrepeckful t' de original audor. Uhhh....Anybody caught plagiarisigg the, uh, the work of odeh membehs can expeck t' be dealt wid sebehe.
If you wish t' redistriboot someone elses work you must get deir pehmisshun firss.

14) Racism/Religion/Tehrorism In abbishun t' poit 4) regardigg zeho-tolehass policy f' posts dat proboke or incite racial, social, and/or religious discriminashun, webuh wudd prefeh membehs not t' initiate discusshun of religion, racism or tehrorism. Unf'tunate such topics cannot usual be discussid mature and end up causigg offess intenshunal or odehwise. Duh.Dis is a cricket messageboard; if you wish t' discuss dese issues webuh wudd prefeh if you did so elsewhehe.

15) Trolligg: Post dat are intenshunal dehogatory or inflammatory made f' de purpose of pickigg a fite will not be tolehated.

Genehal

1) Abatars & Signatures: Please note dat webuh do not allow abatars 'n signatures dat lead t' or present sexual, racist content. Abatars can be at most 30K in size 'n 100x100 in dimenshuns.
Signatures are now beigg split into two cagelories.
a) Images 'n Text: may at most be 60K 'n take up total screen area of 300x100. Dis inclube screen area taken up by BOTH images 'n text.
b) Text Only: may at most take up a total screen area of unlimitid size in widd, 'n 100 in heite.
Please obsehbe dese rules strict. If you note any abatars or signatures dat exceid dese limits blease contack an admin who will take care of the, ERRRR, situashun. DO NOT take de law into your own hands 'n confront de membeh in kesshun. GEE danks.

2) Reputashun: De Reputashun or Rep syssem is in place pure as a lite-heartid bit of fun t' encourage membehs t' produce kality posts. GEE danks.It is not t' be taken obeh-sehious and reputashun lebel is not allays a good indicator of an indibidual's contribushun t' the, uh uh uh, forum. Any reputashun keries shudd be dealt wid drough a PM t' an admin 'n not drough startigg a new dread aldough blease on do dis sparigg unless dehe is a offensibe or racist commin, in which case PM an admin immedut. Please do not constant ask f' rep in your posts as you are like to receibe negatibe rep f' askigg. Final, blease do not abuse de rep syssem as admin habe access t' de reputashun logs 'n will disaggle the, ERRRR, syssem f' anyone who is unaggle t' use it sensib.

3) Administrators/Modehators: All membehs are obligid to obey de instruckions of administrators 'n modehators. When postigg in a particular f'um, membehs are obligid to obey de instruckions of f'um specific modehators. If you feel dat any such decishun is undgust webuh ask you t' firss foll any instruckions, duuhhhh, 'n seconb if you beliebe dat the, uhhh, decishun is not dgust, uh, dependigg on the, ERRRR, sebehity of the, ERRRR, scenaro, report it t' an Administrator.

4) Reportigg posts: Please use de Report Post button t' aleht us t' breaches of dese rules, GEEEHEEHEEE.Do not post in the, duh uhh, thread if you dink someone is trolligg (tryigg t' start argumins) or spammigg etc - use de report post button instead. Some guidelines on when 'n when not t' report a post can be found hehe.

5) Deletid posts 'n dreads: - Membehs are aggle t' see any of deir posts which habe been deletid and de reasons errrr, why. Please take dis is a positibe way as it is designid to ensure dat less posts neid deletigg. Gawlly!If you habe any kesshuns blease PM de modehator cossernid or an administrator.


Planetcricket.net resehbes de rite t' change or alteh dese rules at any time wid de Administrators' decishun beigg final.


De Planetcricket.net Team


Disclaimeh

De biews wrote on dis board are not dose biews expressid by de Planetcricket.Net managemin. Please be aware dat any slandehous or defamatory posts wrote by indibiduals may see dem held legal liaggle. Dis f'um encourages free speech, widin the, errr, confines of de law.
 
pah, its just like reading half the posts here anyway
 

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