Songs With A Girls Name In!

Oranges and lemons,
Said the bells of St Clements,
I'd like something sweeter,
Said the bells of St Peter.

My granny used to sing this to us when we were kids. :p
 
"Lemons" and "Clements" don't rhyme well at all. But by just slightly tweaking the word order, we can fix the rhyme without changing the underlying meaning of the lyrics:

Lemons and oranges,
Hide the smell of throat lozenges.
But for really bad throat pain,
Peter gargles cocaine.

Problem solved.
 
"Lemons" and "Clements" don't rhyme well at all. But by just slightly tweaking the word order, we can fix the rhyme without changing the underlying meaning of the lyrics:

Lemons and oranges,
Hide the smell of throat lozenges.
But for really bad throat pain,
Peter gargles cocaine.

Problem solved.

You've destroyed part of British history! :eek:

Do another one! :D
 

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