Surf Excel Hai Na

[shravi]

Before reading this ​

please do think​

of the person
you love

A true, touching love story ​

that happened in ​

the​

Jammu
&
Kashmir​

(border) areas.
​

​

The headman of a big tribe had a beautiful daughter,
who fell in love with a boy

who was an ordinary poor
person.

When the people of the tribe ​

came to know about their
love, they did not like it at all, and so began to
protest about it. Now it happened that the two
lovers left their homes for a happy future.

The people of the tribe started searching for the two
lovers but they could not find them. At last,they
accepted their love and asked them in a
newspaper to come back.The people said that if u
both come back we will let marry u, we accept
that u loved each other truly. ​

So in this way their
love won and the age old attitude ​

of the tribe took a
beating.

The couple went to the city for shopping for the
wedding. He was wearing a white traditional dress,
and was crossing the road ​

when a car came and hit him
and he died on the spot.
​

The girl lost her senses. ​

After a long time she
recovered and accepted that her love has died. ​

One
night she was sleeping in her home with her family.
Her mother had dream in which she saw a fairy. ​

That
fairy
asked her mother to wash the blood spots of the guy
from her daughter's clothes as soon as possible. ​

But
her mother ignored the dream. ​

Next night the father
saw the same dream, he also ignored it. ​

Then when the
girl had the same dream the next night, ​

she woke up
and told her mother about the dream. ​

Her mother asked
her to wash the clothes on which there were blood
spots.

She washed the spots but some remained. ​

Next night
she again had the same dream ​

she again washed the
spots ​

but some still remained. ​

Next night she again
had the same dream ​

and this time that fairy gave her
last warning to wash the blood spots, ​

else something
terrible will happen. ​

This time the girl tried her
best to wash the spots,​

the clothes tore,​

but some
spots
still remained. ​

In the evening on same day,​

when she
was alone, ​

someone knocked the door, ​

when she opened
the door​

she saw the fairy at the door. ​

She got very
scared and fainted. ​

The fairy woke her up..., ​

and gave
her an object, ​

That awe-struck girl asked​

"what is
this..? ​

​

to which the fairy replied : -

...."kaise bhi daag ho,
jaise bhi daag ho........
Surf Excel hai na...." ​

​

​

 

[hondeyho]

Why is this in the humour and jokes section?

 

[aitzaz]

thats what i am thinking .... may be because of Surf Excel hai na which means Surf excel is there.......... It is a famous and quote in a comercial of a surf

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

well actually , this is humour, because first this story was serious. and then you start thinking that oh, the girl is in trouble when the fairy arrives. and then she says surfexcel hai na. :rtfl :rtfl :rtfl :rtfl.

Actually , only a one who is in india may understand the joke.
for others let me tell that surf excel is a clothes detergent

 

[hondeyho]

Yes but what does the two lines above it mean, I've tried to find a Hindi-English translator but I can't.

I think it may be a message from the angel saying 'wash off the blood spots with Surf Excel', not really that funny...

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

you mean these lines?
"Kaise bhi daag ho
Jaise Bhi daag ho" ?


they mean that however tough the spots are, any kind of spots they are, surf excel is there.


This is a line in one of the detergents advertisements.

 

[hondeyho]

:laugh Oh, I get it now - because I can't understand Hindi then I'm not likely to find it funny. Don't you just hate those cheesy adverts though...

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

these kind of jokes are not worldwide.

 

[shravi]

It's not my joke. I got it an this in an e-mail from my friend.

 

[duffarama]

This joke it quite hard to read.

And...
...."kaise bhi daag ho,
jaise bhi daag ho........
Surf Excel hai na...."
...please keep it in English!

 

[blackleopard92]

This joke it quite hard to read.

And...
...."kaise bhi daag ho,
jaise bhi daag ho........
Surf Excel hai na...."
...please keep it in English!

I will translate it for u.

"whatever be the type of stains, surf excel will always be present for u"

 

[duffarama]

I will translate it for u.

"whatever be the type of stains, surf excel will always be present for u"

Well you've just made my day Leo.
I knew I could always count on you bud.

 

[viral1991]

This joke it quite hard to read.

And...
...."kaise bhi daag ho,
jaise bhi daag ho........
Surf Excel hai na...."
...please keep it in English!

And it was originally in Hindi because it is a popular sentence in the Surf Excel advertisement!

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

hey
duff, i had already translated it above!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[duffarama]

hey
duff, i had already translated it above!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheers mate, much appreciated.