AkshayS
Chairman of Selectors
:sarcasm, what about that?
The Jokes Thread
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mattfb
Chairman of Selectors
Hahaha :laugh
Varun
ICC Board Member
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- Don Bradman Cricket 14 - Steam PC
Why isn't this legend banned yet ? Spamming and disturbing every user's profile.
Themer
Chairman of Selectors
Did you hear about the band who were due to play a concert against teenage pregnancies?
They pulled out at the last second.
They pulled out at the last second.
AkshayS
Chairman of Selectors
^great loved it.:laugh
Karachi Xpress
Chairman of Selectors
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An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in the English language. He stated how hurricanes at one time were given feminine names and how ships and planes were usually referred to as "she". One of the students raised his hand and asked "What gender is a computer"?
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender, for the following reasons:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender for the following reasons:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
The teacher wasn't certain which it was, so he divided the class into two groups, males in one, females in the other, and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation. The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in the masculine gender, for the following reasons:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender for the following reasons:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
Themer
Chairman of Selectors
I love you Meet.
Gurjot95
National Board President
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Type Justin Bieber in Google and wait for suggestions to come 
Meet
Chairman of Selectors
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DHONISINGH Banned.I think its more than a joke:laugh:laugh
Aussie Team
Panel of Selectors
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Why he is banned?
Themer
Chairman of Selectors
My mate asked me if I saw the England goal.
Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match.
Unfortunately I missed it, I was too busy refereeing the match.
