Draft: No Cricketers Allowed - Everyone can go ahead and finish their teams now!

[El Loco]

Round One - Commences Wednesday 4th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Kim Jong-Il
@AliB - Roshan Singh Sodhi
@CerealKiller - John Cena
@DalePlaysSports - Batman
@Dutch - Inspector Gadget
@El Loco - Thor Odinson
@EyeInTheSky - Count Olaf
@Master Bates - Superman
@Na Maloom Afraad - Julius Caesar

Round Two - Commences Thursday 5th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - LEGO Batman
@AliB
@CerealKiller - Lionel Tribbey
@DalePlaysSports - Doctor Octopus
@Dutch - Geoffrey Boycott's Mum
@El Loco - Noo-Noo
@EyeInTheSky - Michael Scott
@Master Bates - Ben 10
@Na Maloom Afraad - Doctor Manhattan

Round Three - Commences Friday 6th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Automatic Wickie
@AliB
@CerealKiller - Sherlock Holmes
@DalePlaysSports - BatFast B2 Bowling Simulator
@Dutch - Large Hadron Collider
@El Loco - Argentinosaurus
@EyeInTheSky - Bob Marley
@Master Bates - The Flash
@Na Maloom Afraad - Speedy Gonzalez

Round Four - Commences Saturday 7th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Alastair Campbell
@AliB
@CerealKiller - Neo
@DalePlaysSports - @blockerdave
@Dutch - Houseman of the 21st Century
@El Loco - Running Man
@EyeInTheSky - The Joker
@Master Bates - Hugh Jackman
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Five - Commences Sunday 8th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Mr Potatohead
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch - Quantum Physics
@El Loco - Jay Cartwright
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates - Walter White
@Na Maloom Afraad - The Great Wall of China

Round Six - Commences Monday 9th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Chris Froome
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch - Ronnie Kray
@El Loco - Matt Mii
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates - Manuel Neuer
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Seven - Commences Tuesday 10th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie - Jesus Christ
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch - Reggie Kray
@El Loco - Badger
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Eight - Commences Wednesday 11th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch - Maggie Thatcher
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Nine - Commences Thursday 12th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Ten - Commences Friday 13th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

Round Eleven - Commences Saturday 14th December, 00:00 GMT
@Aislabie
@AliB
@CerealKiller
@DalePlaysSports
@Dutch
@El Loco
@EyeInTheSky
@Master Bates
@Na Maloom Afraad

 

[Master Bates]

Walter White​

With a brain like his, it is obvious he will be the captain. He was the main protagonist of the highest rated TV-show of all time (Breaking Bad). He is also known by his alias, Heisenberg. He was the mastermind behind the huge methe empire in Albuquerque. His own brother-in-law could not find about him for many seasons. You give him any situation and some chemicals, and he will find a way to get out of the situation. He is very old and also had cancer so I don't think he should bat. But he can definitely throw the ball (chemicals).

1. Superman - Right-arm fast

3. Hugh Jackman/Wolverine
4. Ben 10 - Any type of bowling


7. The Flash (RF)



11. Walter White/Heisenberg (RM)

 

[El Loco]

Looks like I've got a pick outstanding.
The Running Man

"I was having a quiet pint with the wife see, this chap comes in like a lunatic!"
"It was the freshest move I've ever seen, it was like he was floating on air"
Nobody knows who he is or where he came from, but in 1989 he turned up at a pub in Cardiff and invented the Running Man dance. He was then forced to sign the rights of the dance over to MC Hammer under duress, and the rest is history.
He's mainly been drafted in as a runner, since it's something he's not half bad at, for our absolute unit of a reptilian friend at number 3, Argentinosaurus.

1.

Thor Odinson
2.
3.

Argentinosaurus
4.
5.

Matt Mii - Left Arm Medium-Fast
6.
7.
8.

Badger - Right Arm Leg-Spin
9.

Running Man - Right Arm Medium-Fast
10.

Jay Cartwright - Right Arm Fast
11.

Noo-noo

 

[Master Bates]

Manuel Neuer​

Even though he is a goalkeeper, he will be able to catch the edges. And even if a bowler bowls way down the leg side or off side, he will save it from getting to the boundary ropes.

It was in 2010 the last time that he did not win any trophy for Germany or Bayern Munich.

1. Superman - Right-arm fast

3. Hugh Jackman/Wolverine
4. Ben 10 - Any type of bowling


7. The Flash (RF)


10. Manuel Neuer
11. Walter White/Heisenberg (RM)

 

[Alexei.]

No one took Mount Everest. Get Schrodinger against Quantum Physics

 

[Dutch]

Donna Summer batting at three for us: why? Because I can!

 

[CerealKiller]

Schrödinger's Bat, in the hands of a generic batsman, fills my number 6 slot. The batsman will be both out and not out at the same time, the resulting confusion meaning the he will be given the benefit of the doubt, thus preventing him from ever getting out.

David Cameron
My number 4 batsman. He specialises in the cut shot. No matter who is bowling at what speed and on which line and length, or what the real-life effects of it are, he will cut, cut and cut even more.

Bernie "Turnie" Sanders
With his newly coined nickname and catchphrase (Feel the Turn), Bernie will unleash his mistery spin bowling on this draft.

Khadim Rizvi
Batting at 7, he will be the specialist slip fielder, given his lack of mobility, constantly getting in the ear of the batsman with his trademark sledging, and holding a sit-in on the pitch at the slightest hint of unfavourable umpiring.

CerealKiller's XI
1. John Cena
2. Lionel Tribbey
3. Neo
4. David Cameron
5. Sherlock Holmes
6. Schrödinger's Bat
7. Khadim Rizvi
8. Bernie "Turnie" Sanders
9.
10.
11.

 

[CerealKiller]

@Aislabie help needed with Austrian flag

 

[El Loco]

Donna Summer batting at three for us: why? Because I can!

I need some hot stuff baby this eeeeevening.

 

[Dutch]

I need some hot stuff baby this eeeeevening.

Set it on 10 boy!!!!! Why batting at three....she is just mesmerizing!

Dutch 's XI: Sergeant Majors Lonely Farts Club Band

1. Geoffrey Boycott's Mum
2. Margaret Thatcher
3. Donna Summer
4. Ronnie and Reggie Kray (What you lookin' at scumhead?)
5.
6. Quantum Physics
7. Inspector Gadget
8. Houseman Of The 21'st Century
9.
10.
11. Large Hadron Collider

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

Apologies for my absence from the thread. IODC was taking up all of my PC time, very little of which I have atm.

 

[Dutch]

Time for a Donna Summer mega flood!

Meh Shoot me! Come on Donna, grind out them runs!

 

[Dutch]

I like my line up: there is just such a natural organic progression from Donna Summer to the Kray Twins!

 

[El Loco]

Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz

If this guy puts away even half as many bad deliveries as he does nazi noggins, then we're in for a real treat. This (inglorious) basterd's walk to the crease alone will be enough to send shivers down the spine of his future victi...opposition.

1.

Thor Odinson
2.
3.

Argentinosaurus
4.

Bear Jew
5.

Matt Mii - Left Arm Medium-Fast
6.
7.
8.

Badger - Right Arm Leg-Spin
9.

Running Man - Right Arm Medium-Fast
10.

Jay Cartwright - Right Arm Fast
11.

Noo-noo

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

TIMMY TURNER
RIGHT-ARM LEGBREAK; RIGHT-HANDED BATSMAN

"My dad's got 99 problems, and they're all named Dinkleberg." - Timmy Turner

A 10-year old named Timmy Turner that is neglected by his parents, and bullied by his babysitter is One-Day granted with two Fairy Godparents (Cosmo & Wanda).
Those fairies grant every wish Timmy Turner makes. If he wishes to be the best spinner in all of cricket, there wouldn't be anything stopping that from happening.

- Timmy Turner's gonna be our frontline spinner, 'cause it's in the name!

NA MALOOM AFRAAD's XI

06 - Doctor Manhattan
07 - Julius Caesar
09 - Speedy Gonzales
10 - Timmy Turner
11 - The Great Wall of China​