SMS Jokes

[icyman]

hey guys
how bout putting in sms jokes
most of u must have plenty of them with mobiles being just as useful as computers

here got a few
What do u call 5 sardars driving down the hill in a ford?
:damn shame they could have fit six.......

one more
cups are made in china
plates r made there too
but it takes a place like INDIA to
make a fool of you

 

[duffarama]

Sorry mate, I didn't get the jist of any of those SMS jokes.
Explain them to me.

 

[Will p]

Yeah me to what do you mean an SMS joke?!?!

 

[duffarama]

SMS means a 'mobile phone text message' but I don't understand the jokes involved!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

i understood them pretty well. Mybe they are more understandable like this:

Q:What do u call 5 sardars driving down the hill( funnier if 'off a cliff') in a Ford?
A:A damn shame. They could have fit six.......
Sardars are like Blondes and Rednecks but Indian- Stupid, funny, but just a stereotype, with the addition of too many of them existing and the fact that they are useless.

Cups are made in China
Plates are made there too,
But it takes a place like INDIA
To make a fool of you!!!!
Don't know whats to not understand here........putting down India basically........

 

[duffarama]

Haha zorax, you are just too good mate!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Haha zorax, you are just too good mate!

I get that a lot......

 

[duffarama]

I get that a lot......

I am not surprised my friend.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I am not surprised my friend.

Niether am I......

 

[duffarama]

It looks like we are both on the same line of thinking then!

 

[ZoraxDoom]

About time u replied............

 

[duffarama]

You must really be in a bad mood mate.

 

[ZoraxDoom]

I posted that on the sixth.....where have you been?

 

[Maxkarter]

Where has everyone gone, we must have jokes!

 

[jdbais]

Yeah, i know. This section has been very quiet until yesterday. Has anyone got anything new?