I can't stand it anymore! No team to manage, no nets to assign, no matches to attend, no players to yell at, nothing!! I need a job, and I need it quick!
It's been 3 weeks. Three long weeks, since I was fired from my job at the TT Lions. The board decided the team wasn't living up to their potential after a poor season. I tried to explain, I really did. I told them that our team's morale was lower than it had ever been, that we were out of our depth, that the players needed time before they were ready for this level. The players tried to explain, saying they were trying their best, Wavell and Xavier said they were exahusted from playing with the U-19 squad, that they weren't at their best. All ignored. 2 games to go till the end of the season, they sacked me. The players couldn't stand for it. They all quit, and left to play for other teams. The squad was re-made and rehashed with a bunch of ameaturs. But the damage was done. A week later, the Board announced that the TT Lions were no-more, and the team was left to rot until some other manager came for it.
But what about me? I couldn't go back, not now, hell no. Not when people didn't trust me to bring the team back. Not when my squad had moved on. No. I needed a new team. I needed a new challenge.
For 3 weeks I search and scoured. Nothing. No team wanted to hire me. I looked all over, England, Australia, New Zealand, India, you name it. Sure, teams didn't mind me giving them advice, hanging around, to be an assistant coach. But that's not what I wanted. I wanted a team of my own. A talented squad that needed fine tuning, a ground which flans will flock to in droves to see their favourite players, a league of teams to scout and tactics and orders to set. But no one wanted me. No one wanted a has-been.
As I sat there at my desk, head in my hands, moaning about how my career was over, the phone rang.
RRRRIIIIINNG!
RRRRIIIIINNG!
I grabbed at the phone and snatched it off it's hooks.
"Hello?!?!?!"
"Hello, is this Mr...umm..err. 'Zorax Doom' ?"
"YES, that's me!"
"Ah, okay. Well Mr. Doom, I'm calling to offer you a job!"
"A JOB!! YEAA...uh, umm I mean, a job? Cool..."
"Yes. It is a coaching job with a local team here in Trinidad and Tobago, 45th Street.."
"I'll be there!"
"But sir.."
I slammed the phone back down.
YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
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I rushed to the ground as fast as I could. The last words I caught before hanging up on the man on the phone were "In half and hour". I got there in 15 minutes. The ground wasn't huge, quite a bit smaller than The Lion Stands, but definately had room for improvement. Seeing I had 15 minutes, I made a quick phone call. Or three.
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"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?!?!?!" Screamed a man in a suit as he walked into the ground. He wasn't mad. You had to scream. The noises of construction bloked out everything else.
"HELLO! YOU MUST BE THE MAN ON THE PHONE! I'M ZORAX DOOM!!"
"OH, HELLO, WELCOME! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!!!"
"OH, THIS? I'M JUST UPDATING THE GROUND A BIT. DON"T WORRY, IT WON'T COST THE TEAM A THING! THIS IS MY GIFT TO THE SQUAD!"
"OH, WELL, THAT'S GREAT, BUT..."
"SEE THAT? THAT'S A NEW PAVILLION, LOADED WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY A DRESSING ROOM NEEDS NOW-A-DAYS. INTERNET CONNECTION, LAPTOPS, BIG-SCREEN TV, YOU NAME IT!"
"OH, WOW! BUT SEE..."
"AND THAT ON THE LEFT? THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SKY-DOME! IT'S LIKE A ROOF, WHICH ALLOWS PLAY IN RAIN OR SNOW! AND TO BE HONEST, IT LOOKS PRETTY DAMN COOL!"
OH, EXCELLENT. THANK YOU. BUT SEE..."
"AND ON THE RIGHT? A LARGE SCREEN TV! SO THE CROWD AND THE PLAYERS CAN SEE ALL THE BEST SHOTS OR PIECES OF FIELDING OVER AND OVER AGAIN! HELPS THEM LEARN FROM THEIR FLAWS. MONKEY SEE'S, MONKEY DOES, NO?"
"THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO TELL YOU! THAT PLAYERS, THEY CAN'T SEE!!!"
"WHAT'S THAT??"
"THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO SEE ALL THIS! THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE FOR THEM"
"I DON'T GET YOU..."
"THEY ARE BLIND!!!!"
"WHAT????"
"THEY ARE BLIND!!!!!!!"
The ground fell silent. Contstruction stopped everywhere. All eyese were on us.
"Your new team. It's The Blind Society. The players you are managing are blind."
Well, I did want a challenge...
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