The Quotes Thread

[Deleted member 46200]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't Your husband a geologist? If so, then yeah. They CAN get laid.

If no, then please don't bash me!!!

He is, I'm not, wouldn't dream of it.

 

[Fake Passport]

Insert relevant geologist joke about Cummingtonite here.

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Insert relevant geologist joke about Cummingtonite here.

That's so wrong but right in many ways.

 

[Fake Passport]

I figure its a class above (or below?) cleavage or bedrock jokes..
(Geology was No2 on my original uni entry list, so I joke in solidarity with my geologist friends, not to spite them!)

 

[Deleted member 46200]

I figure its a class above (or below?) cleavage or bedrock jokes..
(Geology was No2 on my original uni entry list, so I joke in solidarity with my geologist friends, not to spite them!)

I just love the rugged nature of a man using his hands and being all dirty from a days work, stubble and... Guess this is where I should stop.

And a quote.

 

[CerealKiller]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, women and fast cars. The rest I just wasted."

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

George Best

 

[Samarth27.09]

"I spent a lot of money on booze, women and fast cars. The rest I just wasted."

"In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life."

"I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep."

George Best

thats probably me after a few years. 200%.

 

[zwarrior]

Fcccuk the King

 

[Deleted member 46200]

Fcccuk the King

The quaker porridge oats man.

 

[Samarth27.09]

"Muhabbat ki hai to sehna seekho warna apni aukaat main rehna seekho" - @Deadpool.

Translation to be made by the speaker.

 

[Alexei.]

"Muhabbat ki hai to sehna seekho warna apni aukaat main rehna seekho" - @Deadpool.

Translation to be made by the speaker.

Not by me by my friend
Not accurate but i guess "If u love then learn to love if not then Learn to stay in your limits" :3

 

[Fake Passport]

Removed.

 

[PVFCashley]

“If you truly love life, don’t waste time because time is what life is made of.” – Bruce Lee

 

[Andrew17]

"I like the way you die boy"-Django Unchained

 

[Deleted member 46200]

The beauty of a woman must be seen from in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart, the place where love resides.