People, I have done the impossible. Now I'm an average kinda guy. Fairly ambitious, decent enough looking (no Brad Pitt that's for sure

), and quite witty. However, I have got a 9.99/10 (as we all know 10/10 don't exist

) to
ask ME out and she is changing her plans to go to London to go out with me instead! Now I am currently acting cool in front of my mates as if this is a normal thing, however, I am happy to reveal to you fine people I was just dancing naked in the living room and might have flashed by accident a good 10 people opposite me who are having a party. All I can say is I have read a book, used what the book has taught me and the first time I tried it properly this happened. If you want the name of the book, PM me (I don't want everyone finding out such secrets!) I don't even care if all that ever happens is 1 date, this night will go down in folk-lore for me and my mates, a day an average guy, did the impossible and achieved a date with pretty much perfection!
Good night all, I'm off to go and wake up and realise the last hour has been a dream.
P.S. Yes I know, I'm over-reacting, you don't realise how hard it is to find these sort of women this far north!