Sardarji Jokes!!

[Sachin_007]

Hey guyz these jokes are laugh out loud (lol), but i m sorry if it hurts your feelings...HERE IT GOES:

Sardar-I love you
Women- I Love you too
Sardar - I Love You THREE

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Sardar - Why r all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar - If only the winner will get the cup, why are others running?
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Wife - It seems Husband & Wife are not allowed to be together in heaven...
Sardar - Yes, that's why it's called heaven..
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Man: Sardarji, where were you born?
Sardarji: PUNJAB.
Man: Which Part?
Sardarji: Oye!Part part kya kar raha hai,whole body born in Punjab.
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One Day Sardar's Girlfriend asks him,
Girlfriend: "Darling,on our Engagement will you give me a RING?"
Sardar: "Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No."
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A Teacher told all Students in a class to write as essay on a Cricket
Match. All were busy in writing except one Sardar.
He Wrote as "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH"
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Sardar was Standing in front of the Mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife - What do you think you are doing?
Sardar - I just want to know how i look when i sleep

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[duffarama]

Would you please post your Sardar jokes in this thread mate. We don't want copies of any threads.

Here is the link: http://www.planetcricket.org/forums/showthread.php?t=9369

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