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Glories of windows Me
andrew_nixon
Chairman of Selectors
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ricky123
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What's on the site? It's not opening here because it's banned here in Saudi Arabia.
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ricky123
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B) it is a animated cartoon,of sadaam and u will get three choices to torture him
it is really funny!!!! ( this is on the link i gave )
and the link which andrew has given it says u can download the full internet
so u dont have to wait for the pages to load every time ,it will take more then 4000 years :blink: i am still downloading
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Ok thanks Ricky
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nik
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A women bought some perfume worth 1000 dollers and its name was "tester" !! 
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: : Hehhe nice one Ricky. : 
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This is a good one,especially indians will get the theme:
Application Form For "Lok Sabha Election's 2004" (Application Form to Be Filled For Contesting Lok Sabha Election's 2004)
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1. Name of Candidate: _______________________
2. Present Address:
(i.) Name of Jail: _______________________
(ii.) Cell Number: _______________________
3. Political Party: _______________________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in the chronological (Order)
4. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati
5. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian
6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above
7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs
9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years
11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India
in mind?
[ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No
14. Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]
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Application Form For "Lok Sabha Election's 2004" (Application Form to Be Filled For Contesting Lok Sabha Election's 2004)
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1. Name of Candidate: _______________________
2. Present Address:
(i.) Name of Jail: _______________________
(ii.) Cell Number: _______________________
3. Political Party: _______________________ *List ONLY the Last Five parties in the chronological (Order)
4. Sex: [ ]
A - Male
B - Female
C - Mayawati
5. Nationality: [ ]
A - Italian
B - Indian
6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
A - Defected
B - Expelled
C - Bought out
D - None of above
E - All of above
7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
A - To make money
B - To escape court trial
C - To grossly misuse power
D - To serve the public
E - I have no clue
(If you choose "D, attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recognized Government Psychiatrist)
8. How many years of public service experience do you possess?
A - 1-2 yrs
B - 2-6yrs
C - 6-15yrs
D - 15+yrs
9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against you (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)
10. How many years have you spent in Jail? [ ]
(Do not confuse with question 8)
A - 1-2 years
B - 2-6 years
C - 6-15 years
D - 15+years
11. Are you involved in any financial scams? [ ]
A - Why not
B - Of Course
C - Definitely
D - I deny it all
E - I see a foreign hand.
12. What is your Annual Corruption Income? [ ]
A - 100-500 Crores
B - 500-1000 Crores
C - Overflow...
(Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)
13. Do you have any developmental plans for India
in mind?
[ ]
A - No
B - No
C - No
D - No
14. Describe your achievements in space provided:
[_________]
******************************************************************
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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where
were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go
20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him what his name is.
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where
were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go
20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"
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George W. Bush told Dick Cheney, "I really hate all the stupid jokes people make about me."
Cheney reassured him by saying, "Jokes can't hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid. Here, I'll show you what I mean."
Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, "Please take me to 261 M street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.
Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street. Cheney then rang the doorbell, came back to the car and said, "Oh, I guess I'm not there! Take us back to where we started, please."
The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Cheney leaned over and said to Dubya, "You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go! Don't worry about their opinions!"
Bush said, "Thanks Dick. I feel a lot better." Then he winked and whispered, "Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He should have realized you could have called instead!
Cheney reassured him by saying, "Jokes can't hurt you. They are just made up by a bunch of stupid people. In fact, most humans are quite stupid. Here, I'll show you what I mean."
Cheney goes outside and hails a D.C. cab and says to the driver, "Please take me to 261 M street to see if I'm home," said Cheney.
Without a word, the cabbie took them straight to M Street. Cheney then rang the doorbell, came back to the car and said, "Oh, I guess I'm not there! Take us back to where we started, please."
The cabbie did what he was told without a word. Cheney leaned over and said to Dubya, "You get the idea? People are idiots wherever you go! Don't worry about their opinions!"
Bush said, "Thanks Dick. I feel a lot better." Then he winked and whispered, "Hooboy, was he stupid! He picked us up right in front of a phone booth. He should have realized you could have called instead!
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squiz
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How can you have None of the above, before All of above??
All of above means: none of the above, plus Defected, Expelled, and Brought out.
You've confused me
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Son: Dad, I have to do a special report for school. Can I ask you a question?
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me ?Tony Blair.? Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her ?Gordon Brown.? We take care of your needs, so we'll call you ?the People.? We'll call the maid ?the Working Class,? and your baby brother we can call ?the Future.? Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of pooh.
Father: Sure, son. What's the question?
Son: What is politics?
Father: Well, let's take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let's call me ?Tony Blair.? Your mother is the administrator of money, so we'll call her ?Gordon Brown.? We take care of your needs, so we'll call you ?the People.? We'll call the maid ?the Working Class,? and your baby brother we can call ?the Future.? Do you understand, son?
Son: I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it.
That night, awakened by his baby brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep. The next morning he reported to his father.
Son: Dad, now I think I understand what politics is.
Father: Good, son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?
Son: Well, dad, while Tony Blair is screwing the Working Class, Gordon Brown is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of pooh.
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