The Jokes Thread

[Karachi Xpress]

Love iz a sensation
Caused by temptation
To feel the penetration
A guy stuckz hz eyez in a girlz destination to increase the population...

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love is a gamble
sex is a game
boys do action girls get the blame
one night of pleasure
nine monthz of pain
one night in hospital
n n junior needz a name .....

 

[Leggie]

Love iz a sensation
Caused by temptation
To feel the penetration
A guy stuckz hz eyez in a girlz destination to increase the population...

___________________________________________

love is a gamble
sex is a game
boys do action girls get the blame
one night of pleasure
nine monthz of pain
one night in hospital
n n junior needz a name .....

Cool little ryhmes there KX!

 

[mattfb]

Love iz a sensation
Caused by temptation
To feel the penetration
A guy stuckz hz eyez in a girlz destination to increase the population...

Love is a sensation
Caused by a boys temptation
To stick his location
In a girls destination
To increase population
Do you get my explantion
Or do you need a demonstration?



Thats the one i've heard lol.

 

[Karachi Xpress]

Love is a sensation
Caused by a boys temptation
To stick his location
In a girls destination
To increase population
Do you get my explantion
Or do you need a demonstration?



Thats the one i've heard lol.

Lol...nice!

 

[Pranav]

Cool little ryhmes there KX!

Love is a sensation
Caused by a boys temptation
To stick his location
In a girls destination
To increase population
Do you get my explantion
Or do you need a demonstration?



Thats the one i've heard lol.

good rhymes there. lol.

 

[kamrandahir]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police..."

 

[Karachi Xpress]

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident;
it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally
demolished but amazingly neither of them are
hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman
says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm
a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should
meet and be friends and live together in peace
for the rest of our days."

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree
with you completely!"

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman
continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our
good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man
nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks
half the bottle and then hands it back to the
woman.

The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts
the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait
for the police..."

:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

Nice one Kamran bhai!

 

[Leggie]

Yeah that was brilliant Kamran Bhai!

 

[Chetan0304]

kamran that was great one lol:laugh

 

[Jaztheman]

Love iz a sensation
Caused by temptation
To feel the penetration
A guy stuckz hz eyez in a girlz destination to increase the population...

Love is a sensation
Caused by a boys temptation
To stick his location
In a girls destination
To increase population
Do you get my explantion
Or do you need a demonstration?



Thats the one i've heard lol.

It's a man's obligation
To stick his boneration
In a woman's seperation
This kind of penetration
Will increase the population
Of the younger generation

Boo-ya-ka.

 

[Bilal91]

lol...

 

[kamrandahir]

:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:rtfl:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh:laugh

Nice one Kamran bhai!

Yeah that was brilliant Kamran Bhai!

kamran that was great one lol:laugh

THANKS

There was a blond sitting next to a man on an
airplane. About 1 hr. Into the flight the pilot
comes on and says over the intercom, "One of our
four engines is out, we will be about fifteen
minutes late arriving."

About 30 min. Later the pilot comes on the
intercom again and say "There is a second
engine out, we will be about 30 min. Late."

Fifteen minutes after that the pilot comes on
again and says "I'm sorry to say that there is
a third engine out, we'll be about 1 hr. Late
arriving at our destination."

The blond turns to the man and says "Man if that
forth engine goes out, we'll be up here all day."
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Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?

They have no balls to scratch.

 

[Benno]

What's the first thing a blonde does after sex?





She opens the car door.

 

[Pranav]

they are all nice

 

[mattfb]

It's a man's obligation
To stick his boneration
In a woman's seperation
This kind of penetration
Will increase the population
Of the younger generation

Boo-ya-ka.

haha nice. So many excellent ryhmes can be formed