The Jokes Thread

[Varun]

Read the Room service part aloud and you'll get that.

 

[Bevab]

Translate it for us Varun.

 

[P Squared]

It's not that difficult to understand. Just read it aloud.

 

[Varun]

Translate it for us Varun.

I need the facepalm smilie back!!!!!

 

[sachin_rocks]

HE obviously means tell him the meaning of that joke
i don't get it either after reading aloud but i am not going to waste more time on it

 

[Varun]

A hint then : Those words correspond to english words, just wrongly pronounced. For example : Copy, tea, mill correspond to coffee, tea and milk.

I won't translate it, it just takes the joke factor out.

 

[Gurjot95]

I have read and understand but still failed to find funny part in wrongly pronounced words.

 

[Biggy]

It was more annoying to read than funny.

 

[Themer]

This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from a vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.

 

[sami ullah khan]

^Lols :rtfl. Good one themer

 

[ZoraxDoom]

This girl came up to me today and said she recognised me from a vegetarian club. I was confused, I'd never met herbivore.

*groan*

 

[SciD]

Santa was feeling Happy.









After 10 minutes Happy slapped him.

 

[Themer]

*groan*

Whats wrong with a few corny jokes thrown in now and again?

 

[AngryPixel]

Rajinikant proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

 

[Themer]

There was a ginger guy using the self-checkout in Tesco earlier and the machine said "unexpected item in the bagging area".

Condoms.