WWA Monday Night Revolution
Date: Monday 31st March 2008
Location: American Airlines Arena Miami, Florida
Announcers: .Robert Stanton & Jackson Buckleyn
Attendance: 7,016
Ratings: 6.43
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Revolution kicks off with a big intro fireworks display in the entrance ramp and the ring CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA? Hits and out walks Booker T wearing his wrestling gear carrying a microphone he does his customary pose and the stage explodes into red pryos and fireworks he walks to the ring inside the ring he stands there and looks around.
“Since WWA is too busy trying to fix the mess that is Cage and Steiner and they are trying to get a World Champion who can actually defend their title I am out here to prove myself to not only WWA, but everywhere else and show the world that I am worthy of a chance to be WWA World Champion.” Booker T stops the fans are mixed in this half are cheering the rest are booing
“I will be a WWA World Champion, I was a 5 time WCW Champion and I was a Tag Team Champion a United States Champion and a TV Champion I can show the World my class I just need a chance to prove so I am asking anyone in the back, or anyone that has the guts to come on out here and face me here tonight.” YO IT’S ME! IT’S ME! IT’S D D P hits and it cuts into Smells Like Teen Spirit as DDP walks out from the back the fans are surprised to see Diamond Dallas Page in WWA! They aren’t the only ones!
Diamond Dallas Page is carrying a microphone he decides to go down to the ring he enters the ring and stares down Booker T
“Ask and you will receive!” the fans cheer
“I know you and everyone else is surprised that Diamond Dallas Page has made his return to professional wrestling some are thinking, damn isn’t he too old? Well I might be old but I can still show the young guys here what I can do and don’t worry I am not after your precius title, not yet I see it is time for some of the young guys here to get their 15 minutes of fame, and tonight you get your’s. tonight I will show you that despite being ld I am still in the prime of my life!” Booker T angrily stares at Diamond Dallas Page
“So this is what it has come down to? WWA bringing back the old men from the old age home? What are you doing here Page? You should be retired!” Diamond Dallas Page laughs
“You know Booker, from my earliest memories of you I have never and I do mean never liked you I had some respect for you since you were going to be the future of WCW I mean the fans they seemed to like you, they seemed to say hey Booker T he’s going to be a big name here one day, well you know what? I thought of you as nothing more then some Tag Team wrestler I mean Harlem Heat man they were great remember those days Booker? It’s amazing how things have changed you are still the same guy as then you still have no charisma and you still bore the living hell out of me!” the fans laugh along Booker T is getting angrier
“You know what sucka? Tonight it’s you and me and we are going to see who has no damned charisma!” Diamond Dallas Page walks towards Booker T and stares right at him and then shouts at him
“Bang!” DDP’s music hits and he leaves the ring Booker T looks angry and he’s arguing with DDP as he turns his back and walks to the back.
Booker T gained 3 points of overness from this segment. Diamond Dallas Page gained 3 points of overness from this segment.
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Da One vs DH Smith
All The Small Things hits and out comes Da One, he looks in a bad mood again tonight he’s carrying a microphone with him and he walks down into the ring a serious look on his face as the music stops playing.
“I have a thing to say, and I am just a bit pissed off with the bullshit that has been going on here.” The fans start to boo.
“Yeah boo, go on boo, hey let’s all boo someone who is trying to make a point in the middle of the ring, you simpletons. “ the fans boo louder and are starting to yell abuse
“I am tonight putting WWA on notice, my contact is up and I have been called by some big name people wanting me to sign with them, and I have to say some of those offers were pretty damn good. So if you want me to stay in the WWA you are going to have to match their offer or I am walking. And this is no idle threat my locker has been emptied and I am ready to walk out on this place as soon as tonight!” the fans start to sing
“Goodbye”
Da One starts to get angry as Rule Britannia hits and out comes DH Smith, the fans are cheering him as he makes his way down to the ring once in the ring he is stares at Da One
“You know I have no time for you Smith, you are nothing I never knew you father and I don’t give a **** about you I am better then you are and I am going to prove it tonight.” Da One turns his back on DH Smith and he goes to put the microphone in the corner DH Smith grabs Da One and swings him around the bells rings.
DH Smith snap suplexes Ireland. Ireland walks into a jaw breaker. 1 - 2 - kick out. Ireland counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Chop by Ireland on DH Smith. Ireland hits a dropkick on DH Smith. 1 - 2 - kick out. Diving headbutt from Ireland, not much elevation. 1 - 2 - 2.999 DH Smith gets hip tossed by Ireland. DH Smith fights out of a grapple. Reverse DDT on Ireland. 1 - 2 - kick out. Powerbomb nearly crushes the spine of Ireland. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Gut buster, Ireland hits hard. Big forearm by DH Smith, and it's BONZO GONZO....or something like that. Ireland counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Da One attacks with some **** flying moves. Diving headbutt from Ireland, not much elevation. DH Smith is in trouble. Here it comes – Irish Bomb . 1....2...3, it's finished.
Winner: Da One
After the match Da One picks up the microphone sitting in the corner
“I told you I was better then you are, and WWA this should show you that I am worth the price of admission alone, I am the one that will be a huge star and if you don’t offer me a good contract I am out of here and I will make someone else a rich man.” All The Smalls Things hits and Da One celebrates his win he stands near the ropes and then he leaves the ring and walks to the back, we cut backstage.
Chris Harris is walking when out of nowhere James Storm attacks him, Harris starts to fight back but out of no where Storm hits Harris with a glass bottle. The glass bottle shatters and it splits the head of Harris open he starts to bleed
“Sorry about your damn luck, you brought this all on yourself, how about you just leave and save yourself some damn embarrassment?”
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WWA World Tag Team Number One Contenders Match
Four Team Elimination Match
The Dudley Boyz vs The Naturals vs Motor City Machine Guns vs Maverick and Kazarian
BOMBSHELL by Powerman 50000 hits and out comes The Dudley Boyz the fans break out in chants
“E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub! E-C-Dub!” they walk down into the ring Devon Dudley gets on the second rope and poses and Bubba Ray poses in the middle of the ring. The Naturals are out next to their theme a few fans give them a cheer and they walk down into the ring suddenly the music of the Motor City Machine Guns starts playing the fans all rise to cheer them out from the back. The Machine Guns are pumped up for the match bouncing around and then they walk to the ring. Final team enters now Bentley and Kaz walk out from the back to some boos, and they walk down to the ring and this match is ready to start.
Andy Douglas scores with a back heel kick on Kaz. Andy Douglas hits a rolling kick on Kaz. Douglas tags out to Chase Stevens. Dropkick connects...Kaz goes down like a skanky hooker. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Kaz counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Kaz tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray slams Chase Stevens down. Bubba Ray Dudley hits a bulldog off the ropes. Tag between Bubba Ray Dudley and Devon Dudley. The Dudley Boyz whip Stevens into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Stevens pushes out of a Devon Dudley hold. Dropkick connects...Devon goes down like a skanky hooker. Stevens tags out to Chris Sabin. Sabin uses a basement dropkick to the knee. 1 - 2 - kick out. Tag to Chase Stevens. Standing kicky thing by Chase Stevens on Sabin. Sabin counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Stevens takes a rana from Chris Sabin. 1 - 2 - 3. Chris Sabin pinned Stevens. Kick from Matt Bentley...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Springboard dropkick from Matt Bentley...that looked pretty cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Tag between Matt Bentley and Bubba Ray Dudley. Bodyslam by Bubba Ray. Tag to Kaz. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Sabin is down. Back heel kick off the second rope, Sabin goes down. 1 - 2 - 3. Kaz defeats Sabin. Spear! Kaz is down. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Rude Awakening on Kaz by Devon. Kaz, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Kick by Kaz...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Tag between Kaz and Matt Bentley. Maverick and Kazarian whip Devon into the corner. Kaz whips Matt Bentley in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Devon takes a flying neckbreaker from Matt Bentley. Matt Bentley misses a clothesline. Devon tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. Massive backbreaker, Bentley got planted. Spear! Bentley is down. Bubba Ray Dudley moves in for the kill. Full Nelson Bomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner(s): The Dudley Boyz
Bubba Ray Dudley is losing overness because of his weak gimmick. Devon Dudley is losing overness because of his weak gimmick.
Steel City Saints walk out from the back CM Punk stands in the entrance way and poses The Buttboy stares at him and then just walks on ahead CM Punk walks down the ramp and both enter the ring. Punk asks for a microphone and Tommy O’Shea gives him one
“WWA! WWA! WWA!” the fans start to copy CM Punk
“Wow that was easy!” The Buttboy rips the microphone from the hands of CM Punk and stares at him and shakes his head
“Idiot.” CM Punks smiles and shrugs
“You see this is why they don’t ask you to cut a promo, you stand there and get the fans to chant! When you should be talking about how Rob Van Dam is passed it, he’s getting old and the crash test dummy he’s walking around with is just a broken down piece of crap!” CM Punk asks for the microphone
“Well now you just ruined the whole point! Fine let’s just rush this thing we have TV time man! Time for us to promote Straight Edge living! And all you want to do it talk business? Wait, this isn’t working Tommy, give the man a microphone.”
Tommy O’Shea hands The Buttboy a microphone
“Now doesn’t that make things a little easier? Now you can talk, instead of being a mute moron that points to the sky!” The Buttboy laughs as do the fans
“Well when you put it like that I have a surprise for you! Yes, the biggest, extremists person in WWA History, it’s SSSAAAABBBUUUU!” the fans start booing as Sabu’s theme hits but out rolls a wheelchair with a person dressed like Sabu wrapped in bandages
“Now, now whe you have broken as many bones as Sabu has, you tend to look a little, well mummified?” the nurse wheels the chair down to the ring and the body in the cast attempts to get into the ring.
“Don’t just stand there, Punk, help the Hardcore legend!” CM Punk looks at The Buttboy and then walks over and helps the cast into the ring.
“Now after last week, Sabu has been feeling a bit sad, he fell out of bed and he broke all his bones.” The nurse puts the wheelchair into the ring and Punk helps the man into his chair.
“You know this is not working, how can we interview Sabu when he cannot even speak? This idea was a bust!” The Buttboy stands there a moment “You might be right, I am sorry Sabu, but I have to do this.” The Buttboy helps up “Sabu” and he pushes him to CM Punk who lifts him up and hits the Go 2 Sleep leaving “Sabu” down in pain CM Punk pins him and The Buttboy is down for the ount 1….2….3..
”Here is your winner, CM Punk! A member of the greatest Tag Team in WWA! And now that we have destroyed Sabu’s corpse, it’s now time to get Rob Van Dam, and Van Dam, we are going to go Jean Claude on your **S! Since you want to play the “I am a hardcore legend I deserve more respect” card” CM Punk stands back up fake breathing heavy
“That was exhausting I cannot believe he put up such a fight like that I am so tired! I cannot believe it!” “Punk, you are an idiot, you didn’t even break a damn sweat!”
“Hey! I broke a sweat! I had to life his **S up and then I had to drop him down and then I, oh alright it was not as bad as I thought this is a hardcore legend? Hah! This guy has nothing on me I am the Straight Edge Superstar and I cannot believe that Rob Van Dam thought bringing a broken down wrestler into WWA was going to make him get a win what the hell was he thinking? That was not very straight edge of him!” The Buttboy slaps his head and then looks at Punk again
“You know as much as I do Van Dam has made a habit of smoking joint before making his decisions and when he thought this guy was going to save him from an **S kicking well he was taking a massive hit!” fans stand there silent
“What? I said Hit! Not you know the other word that we are not allowed to say on the air!” “What? ****? Why can’t we say **** on this ****?” the fans gasp and The Buttboy looks a bit surprised
“But wait aren’t you not allowed to say ****? I mean **** you are straight edge, and you sound like you are into that hippee ****, and well **** man you swore. For shits sake man.” the fans start to laugh
“Well, Buttboy straight edge means I do not drink beer, or do drugs, and I can swear, I mean there is nothing wrong with a bit of ****. ****.”
The Buttboy laughs “Well since you are straight edge, I am taking the nurse home, I’m outta here!” the music starts to play as the nurse takes the wheelchair out and The Buttboy leaves the ring and he sits down in the chair and he gets wheeled to the back.
“Now that is a way to end an interview.” THIS FIRE BURNS hits and CM Punk tosses the microphone to Tommy O’Shea he leaves the ring and then he walks to the back.
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Diamond Dallas Page vs Booker T
YO IT’S ME! IT’S ME! IT’S DDT! Cuts into SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT and out comes Diamond Dallas Page the fans start to cheer DDP shows off the Diamond Cutter symbal and the fireworks fire off he then walks down the ramp and into the ring. CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA? Hits and out comes Booker T he walks down the ramp and then does his pose that fires off fireworks lighting up the entrance ramp in a red glow he walks down the ramp and into the ring. The bell rings and the match is underway.
DDP hits a right hand. DDP walks into a trip. Booker T uses a forearm to the face. Booker whips DDP into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. Powerbomb on DDP. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is still down. DDP blocks a kick from Booker T. Bodyslam by DDP. Big piledriver on Booker. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Lifting DDT by Diamond Dallas Page. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Booker T takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Big piledriver on DDP. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Diamond Dallas Page pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Booker T is in trouble. Here it comes - Diamond Cutter. 1....2...3, it's finished
Winner: Diamond Dallas Page
Booker T lost 1 point of overness from this match. Diamond Dallas Page gained 2 points of overness from this match.
After the match DDP taunts Booker T and then he celebrates the win he then walks to the back. Booker T is helped up by the referee he is in an pissed off mood and he walks to the back.
Chris Jericho vs DraVen Matrix
Chris Jericho’s theme hits and he walks out from the back, the fans are cheering him as he walks down the ramp he stops at the bottom of the ramp and taunts. He then gets onto the side of the ring and strolls along the canvas and then he enters the ring. DraVen Matrix’ theme hits and the lights go out a loud explosion lights up the arena and he walks out from the back. The fans are booing him he decides not to cut a promo tonight he is all business as he walks to the ring and he raises his United States Title up over his head before entering the ring.
Jericho walks into a spinning heel kick. The camera pans to some fat guy in the crowd....remember kids, fat people are evil. Back heel kick from DraVen on Jericho. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. DraVen Matrix misses a big legdrop and lands **S-FIRST on the mat. Big kick on DraVen by Chris Jericho. Second rope flying axe handle, DraVen goes down. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Back heel kick off the second rope, DraVen goes down. 1 - 2 - 2.999 DraVen takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Jericho. DraVen Matrix powers out of a Chris Jericho headlock. DraVen Matrix hits a crap missile dropkick on Jericho. 1 - 2 - kick out. DraVen Matrix with an enziguri. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Face crusher from DraVen on Jericho. Jericho takes a chop from DraVen. Chris Jericho reverses a hip toss. Jericho hits a dropkick on DraVen Matrix. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Chris Jericho, DraVen might be dead. DraVen Matrix can barely stand. Here it comes - Codebreaker. Nate Hatred slides into the ring out of nowhere! Jericho takes a stiff punch to the face and falls to the canvas. The referee calls for the DQ as Nate Hatred continues to attack Jericho. DraVen and Hatred are beating the hell out of Chris Jericho! Raven sprints down the aisle and slides into the ring! He goes toe-to-toe with DraVen Matrix, exchanging punches! He goes down quickly though when Hatred clips the knee from behind! DraVen \ Hatred put the boots to Raven, and leave him down on the canvas next to Chris Jericho. What a demolition!
Winner: Chris Jericho
Nate Hatred's turn was completed, and he is now a heel. Nate Hatred gained 3 points of overness from this turn.
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Mickie James vs Amy Dumas
Mickie James comes out from the back music playing and she runs to the ring sliding in and she poses on the ropes. The music of Amy Dumas brings nothing but boos as she slowly walks out from the back and to the ring.
Mickie hits a quick kick on Dumas. Mickie floors Amy Dumas. Mickie hits a spinning back kick. Flying elbow from Mickie James. Dumas reverses a Mickie James hammerlock. Mickie walks into a spinning heel kick. The camera pans to some fat guy in the crowd....remember kids, fat people are evil. Flying elbow off the top rope by Amy Dumas. 1 - 2 - kick out. Mickie James ducks a Amy Dumas clothesline. Mickie hits a high kick on Amy Dumas. 1 - 2 - kick out. Flying knee to the face from Mickie James. Japanese marks everywhere cream themselves as someone uses a Shining Wizard....it's only a knee for crying out loud! 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Dumas blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Kick from Amy Dumas to the leg. I guess Mickie hasn't got a leg to stand on...or something. Eh, screw it. Mickie kicks Amy Dumas in the gut to reverse the momentum. Mickie James arm drags Dumas over. SMELL THE RATINGS. Amy Dumas can barely stand. Mickie-DT! 1....2....3.
Winner: Mickie James
Backstage Chris Jericho is walking celebrating a big win then from out of no where Scott Halls decks Jericho, Jericho gets back up fighting back before Nash comes out of nowhere with a big boot levelling Jericho. Nash then picks up Jericho and jack knife powerbombs him through a table near the wall. Officials come and remove Nash and Hall.
Jimmy Rave vs Shannon Moore
Kick from Jimmy Rave...to the leg! Oh the humanity! Rave hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Rave hits a dropkick on Shannon Moore. Kick by Jimmy Rave...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Jimmy Rave gets taken down out of nowhere. Second rope flying axe handle, Rave goes down. Weird kick by Shannon on Rave. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Rave blocks a kick from Shannon Moore. Weird kick by Rave on Shannon. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Jimmy Rave, Shannon might be dead. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Shannon counters a backdrop with a kick to the face. Shannon hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Rave gets out the back of a Shannon Moore bodyslam attempt. Shannon takes a flying neckbreaker from Jimmy Rave. Jimmy Rave floors Shannon Moore. Here it comes...Heel Hook! Shannon Moore taps!
Winner: Jimmy Rave
Shannon Moore lost 2 points of overness from this match. Jimmy Rave gained 2 points of overness from this match.
Abyss, AJ Styles, and Christian Cage vs Samoa Joe, Andrew Martin, and Brett
Punisher hits a right hand. Rude Awakening on Christian Cage by Punisher. Tag between Andrew Martin and Samoa Joe. Back elbow connects, Cage staggers backward. Cage walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Samoa Joe and Brett. Joe \ BD whip Cage into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Rude Awakening on Christian Cage by BD. Cage reverses a Brett hammerlock. Hard legsweep by Cage. Cage tags out to Abyss. Abyss with a spinning neckbreaker on BD. Lifting DDT by Abyss. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Abyss with a spinning neckbreaker on BD. Tag to AJ Styles. Dropkick connects...BD goes down like a skanky hooker. Flying elbow from AJ Styles. BD powers out of a headlock. Tag to Andrew Martin. Andrew Martin with a spinning neckbreaker on Styles. Tag between AJ Styles and Christian Cage. Armbar takedown from Christian Cage, boring me senseless. Spear by Christian Cage. Scott Steiner comes running down the aisle with a chair! Punisher goes to irish whip Christian Cage into the ropes. Steiner prepares to swing the chair...but Christian Cage reverses! Steiner accidentally smacks Punisher with a chair to the back! Christian Cage moves in for the kill. Unprettier!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Winner: Abyss, AJ Styles & Christian Cage
Breaking News: WWA Star Injured
WWA star Yousuf Hawk was today injured while competing at a WWA House Show in Richmond Virginia while wrestling in a Tag Team match with Paul Nixon against a development team of IL Cognito & Jimmy Jacobs. Yousuf has torn his calf muscle and will be out of action for at least 9 months.
It brings forward plans to have Paul Nixon start a singles run which was not planned for another few weeks but the WWA Management have decide in light of the injury to Yousuf Hawk they will start to push him into singles matches, and singles feuds.
It is believed the WWA World Tag Team Titles will be vacated and a match involving the Number One Contenders The Dudley Boyz will be made for Thunder. There has been no confirmation on this and the WWA president Paul Heyman is expected to make an announcement regarding the WWA World Tag Team Titles.
