Patch Update Thread

[alioz]

Just had a responce from transmission games for my email that sent in regards to fixing online issues. Thought i should share with you guys.

Hi Ali,

There is an upcoming patch that you'll hopefully find of benefit, it addresses many of the major concerns reported to date and plays a whole lot better!

Cheers,

Rob.

Catherine wrote:


Catherine Devery| Office Manager | Transmission Games
Level 3, 355 Spencer Street, West Melbourne VIC 3003, Australia
P+613 9328 8225 | F +613 9328 8332 | M +614 32 889 112
Welcome to Transmission Games

 

[x Punjabi Killa]

I can not believe the crap written on this thread like half finished product, beta version and rest.

The game is still good as it is. I have got every cent out of it already. All the problems we have now sometimes can not be known until the game is actually out.

I can only say thank you to Codemaster and Transmission for making every effort to fix the problems. I will wait till then, give them time and patience.

 

[SachBro]

Hey man, I don't have the game as yet, however I am about to go for it. After reading all comments, reviews and information on patch works, I think they have overlooked Stupind AI fielding which according to me can make or break a cricket sim. How the hack you can enjoy playing the game in Single Player mode if AI sets up gapes in the field instead of fielders in the gapes. Is there anyone who has an update on this, pls reply. :help:help:help

 

[diaskasun]

guys is there any chance of getting the patch next week????

 

[CaptainOZ]

Here's a nice, clear question:

Has the online quitter problem been fixed?

Please do let us know. It's a contentious issue.

 

[Dutch]

Here's a nice, clear question:

Has the online quitter problem been fixed?

Please do let us know. It's a contentious issue.

There are no online quitters!

The thread has been removed as it is hurtfull to call someone a quitter. We don't even speak about them here. These are human beings too who can't help but behave the way they do and need to be treated with care and compassion.

The correct terminology in fact is: Dissatisfied Individuals Conspiring to Keep Hopeful the Emancipation of Ashes Detachment Syndrome(D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D.S)

I have also understood, through my inside links , that the patch will ensure that a health warning will appear in the online players lounge:

"Warning! Before you play online we are required to issue the following health statement: The following action could result in severe headache and a feeling of utter sickness and frustration. Please also be aware that PGE (Premature Gaming Eject-ulation) is a serious infliction for many people and needs to be met with understanding. If symptoms persist please see your local health specialist or alternatively read a book."

 

[Kabooka]

There are no online quitters!

The thread has been removed as it is hurtfull to call someone a quitter. We don't even speak about them here. These are human beings too who can't help but behave the way they do and need to be treated with care and compassion.

The correct terminology in fact is: Dissatisfied Individuals Conspiring to Keep Hopeful the Emancipation of Ashes Detachment Syndrome(D.I.C.K.H.E.A.D.S)

I have also understood, through my inside links , that the patch will ensure that a health warning will appear in the online players lounge:

"Warning! Before you play online we are required to issue the following health statement: The following action could result in severe headache and a feeling of utter sickness and frustration. Please also be aware that PGE (Premature Gaming Eject-ulation) is a serious infliction for many people and needs to be met with understanding. If symptoms persist please see your local health specialist or alternatively read a book."

Which of these fine books would Dr. Dutch recommend for the poor souls suffering from Dissatisfied Individuals Conspiring to Keep Hopeful the Emancipation of Ashes Detachment Syndrome or PGE ?

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Mamma's on crack and I don't care
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

 

[pcfan123]

I recently read "God cries every time you touch yourself" its a fascinating read.

 

[Dutch]

Which of these fine books would Dr. Dutch recommend for the poor souls suffering from Dissatisfied Individuals Conspiring to Keep Hopeful the Emancipation of Ashes Detachment Syndrome or PGE ?

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Julie Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Mamma's on crack and I don't care
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Very good! Pissed myself on a couple of these! I actually have most of those books. Have highlighted my favourites!

dutchad added 0 Minutes and 50 Seconds later...

I recently read "God cries every time you touch yourself" its a fascinating read.

Yeah, I loved reading that...until the pages stuck together!

 

[pcfan123]

i think your a special child arent you?

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-******.JPG

 

[jamershepp]

he is very special.

CANT WAIT FOR 360 PATCH!!

 

[Dutch]

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-******.JPG

You ba*tard! I gave that picture of me to you to keep private! I knew you were cheap.....

 

[Kabooka]

You ba*tard! I gave that picture of me to you to keep private! I knew you were cheap.....

Damn those muscles are scary ........ I always knew you Englishmen who are Dutch Biased based in Kiwiland were the muscular lot . :hpraise

BTW does he have any other more ...... errrrrrr provocative pictures of you as well ?

 

[pcfan123]

BTW does he have any other more ...... errrrrrr provocative pictures of you as well ?

Just the ones I pulled off the web

 

[diaskasun]

guys dont you think we are badly off topic !!!! not that i dont enjoy seeing good old dutchad's beautiful body